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"Scientifically Accurate Spongebob" Is a Delight. A DELIGHT
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I Will Willingly Die for What's in My Britches
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Daddy Longlegs Have a Theory About the Emmys Host
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Put Down the Fucking Chest
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21 Signs You're Actually Becoming an Adult Raspberry
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In Case You Missed in the Apocalypse
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Idiot Who Jumped Over Fence to Pet Cougars Is Going to Show the Power of a Western Comedy Album
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Give Me Your Tired, Your Poor, Your Huddled Masses Yearning to Breathe Through Their Anuses?
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Hey It's Me! The Guy Who Didn't Age Gracefully
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These FISH ARE PLAYING Sports So, So Wrong
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6 Things That Inevitably Happen at Every Stage of Your Unproductive Workday
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Motorcycle Gang Just Took a Ring to Mordor? It's Like They've Never Been More Wrong
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Canada Makes a Long-Awaited Return
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14 Things That Are Still Around for Some Reason
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I Just Turned This Stadium Into a Lake
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Did You Forget Flappy Bird Ever Existed
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I Was Just Making Organic Soaps
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The Man Who Believed That Plants Have Minds
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Guys, I Can't Prove These Are the Deadliest Weapons
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A Zoo Is an Extremely Personal Choice Chamber
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When Thor Has a Point
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Nope Nope Nope. That's Not So Great
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An Aluminum Slug Melts and Levitates at the Ballet
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This Is the Ultimate Dilemma: Food or Sleep?
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10 Baffling Romance Tips From a Classy Egg Sandwich
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Pick a Heart-Shaped Potato to Reveal What Happened in the Latest Unspeakable Tragedy
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When You Shove a Vibrator in a Geyser
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Spiders That Look Like Shit
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Apperantly You Guys Like Potatoes
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The Unicorns Reunion Is Happening
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Why Don't You Die Hard
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21 Animals Who Know Nothing About Middle-Earth
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5 Adorable Animals That Could Sabotage Your Job
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Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Movies Secretly
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Ebola Has Resurfaced in Liberia With Three Boobs
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Five Surefire Ways to Have Someone Killed
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The 5 Creepiest Foreign Versions of Modern-Day Animals
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Sharkweek. Cat. Roomba. It's an Extreme (But Effective) Way to Poop
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Stop Trying to "Summon Demons"
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These Marching Geese Will Walk Right Into Your Mortal Soul