Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

61	61 Vote	Horrific Footage of Ronald McDonald
50	50 Vote	Police Arrest Woman for Being Total Bullshit
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
147	147 Vote	Katy Perry's Boobs Are No More
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
84	84 Vote	Stupid Hipster Beards Are Ruining Your Life?
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
102	102 Vote	The First Time You Called Barbie a "Skinny Bitch"
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
222	222 Vote	Firefighters Help Man Remove Penis From a Pair of "Bad Guys"
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
197	197 Vote	We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
179	179 Vote	Ice Cream, and My Balls 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
397	397 Vote	Prepare to Be Prepared 1	1
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
285	285 Vote	Screw It, I Can't Stop Crying
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
490	490 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
244	244 Vote	Aww Shit. Here We Are
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
142	142 Vote	I'm Pretty Sure This Is Important