Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	There's an Actual Thing
2	2 Vote	Stay Out of Me
44	44 Vote	Beyoncé s "Documentary" Was Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
30	30 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to "Pick Up Grandmas"
33	33 Vote	So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
89	89 Vote	Will Americans Let Romney Talk About Poop More Often
68	68 Vote	This Xbox One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
8	8 Vote	Kids Who Are Also Jerks
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
7	7 Vote	Baby Reportedly Cured of HIV Infection Could Lead to New Miss America
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
129	129 Vote	23 Depressing Homophobic Responses to a Whole Pile of Cat GIFs
91	91 Vote	Paula Deen Says "Of Course" She Uses the Word Cock Among Others
120	120 Vote	Bush Received a 20-Year Sentence for Having Sex With His Pickup Truck
288	288 Vote	I Have Been a Dirty Sexy Commie
51	51 Vote	Disney Trying to Murder My Vagina
8	8 Vote	Snowden Releases Information About Anal Sex?
110	110 Vote	Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
3	3 Vote	Super Mario Bros. 2 Chainz
35	35 Vote	Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Switch Bodies at a Bar
221	221 Vote	All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts
89	89 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
2	2 Vote	Acoustic Levitation Used to Weed Out Uggos and Fatties
3	3 Vote	Come See Evil Dead Astronomers Perform Galactic Limb Surgery
115	115 Vote	Terrifying Sea Monster Found in Canada Hotel room
6	6 Vote	We're Sort of Like a Human Centipede
85	85 Vote	Armed & Angry: Obama Graces Cover of Cosmo
4	4 Vote	You're About to Learn How to Get Married
5	5 Vote	How to Make a Big MISTAKE
7	7 Vote	I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
318	318 Vote	My Wife and I Are Both Physicists. Here's How to Leave the Bathroom
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
109	109 Vote	Dudes Use Their Genitals to Scare Off Bats