Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
23	23 Vote	Charlie Sheen Wants to Stuff Your Churros
2	2 Vote	Think Cats Have Hearts of Gold
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
30	30 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With His Kids
283	283 Vote	Google Threatens to Fuck Up
334	334 Vote	Head of Infamous Penis Church: It Wasn't Designed To Be Seen From Orbit
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
42	42 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
21	21 Vote	A 6-Year-Old Girl Walked Into the Sun
236	236 Vote	My Mom Is at It Again
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
36	36 Vote	The Greek Gods Play a Role in Trayvon Martin Case
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
208	208 Vote	This Cat Just Wants to Ruin Gravity
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
477	477 Vote	An Anime Fan Describes His Ultimate Enemy... The Friend Zone 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2