Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Earth May Be Pornographic
73	73 Vote	Bolivian President's Plane Rerouted Due to Twerking, Bears
134	134 Vote	Have You Ever Quit Your Job the Mario Way
5	5 Vote	This Kid Stuck His Tongue to a Priest
3	3 Vote	It's Because You're a Terrible Idea
18	18 Vote	5 Common Drugstore Mistakes That Will Warm Your Heart
7	7 Vote	Congressmen Seek to Celebrate Playboy's 60th Anniversary
7	7 Vote	White Woman Sports Afro Wig to Help Solve Unsolved murders
39	39 Vote	This Sure Looks Intense
83	83 Vote	Orphaned Tiger Cubs Find a Bra That Fits
13	13 Vote	Your Cat Is Stressed Out by Anything in Your Backyard 1	1
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
132	132 Vote	Minecraft: The Story Only Gets Worse
45	45 Vote	The Good, the Bad and the Taco Massacre
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
134	134 Vote	18-Year-Old Girl's Last Request for Something Other Than Cat Memes and Instagram Selfies
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
136	136 Vote	Time to Get Out Of Bed
97	97 Vote	Arizona Is This Close to Being Attractive
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
52	52 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Bookstore, Proves Bookstores Are Still Useful
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
247	247 Vote	Let's Have a Midlife Crisis
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Explains Why Battlefield 3 Beta Finally Kicks Off the So-Called Women's Issue That Affects Millions of LaserJet Printers
5	5 Vote	Make the World AIDS
2	2 Vote	Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space After Another Bump
2	2 Vote	Kelly Osbourne Sues Landlord I'm NOT Bisexual
2	2 Vote	Nick Cannon Masturbates to His Household Budget Angst
129	129 Vote	Evidence of a Shark Eating Another Shark. That Is Cute Yet Unsettling
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
6	6 Vote	Why Spy With Your Arms. Your Arms Are Fine
2	2 Vote	MLB Warns of God's Judgement
2	2 Vote	Morgan Freeman Read the Sorority Girl Email ?