Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

229	229 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
215	215 Vote	This Adorable Video Shows Vladimir Putin STOLE My Credit Card for Penis Enlargement
588	588 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
906	906 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 2	2
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
108	108 Vote	Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
3	3 Vote	Tonight We All Become Yogurt Zombies
2	2 Vote	Gunman With Rifle, Duffle Back Full of Silicon Implants
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
5	5 Vote	The Thing That Exists
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
181	181 Vote	It's Time to Panic
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
5	5 Vote	Man Falls 65 Feet to His Death in Front of Your Mind
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
152	152 Vote	We're Sorry for Chugging Eight Beers and Swimming to Detroit
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
800	800 Vote	Under 18 Years Old? You Cannot Use the Internet 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
146	146 Vote	Woman Attempts to Fulfill All Your PG-Rated Fantasies
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
4	4 Vote	Childhood Scaredy Farts Linked to Native Americans
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
77	77 Vote	Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
83	83 Vote	Grandmother Leads Family on Mind-Blowing Naked Stroll in Big Apple
908	908 Vote	America Has Been Cancelled 2	2
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2

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