Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	No Wonder the 1% Declares It "Great" That 3.5 Billion Are in Poverty
2	2 Vote	Northern Ireland Parade to Commemorate 2 Years Ago
2	2 Vote	Why We Need More Stuff
14	14 Vote	A Terrified Child Genius Saves His Own Crotch
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
117	117 Vote	VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
49	49 Vote	Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
145	145 Vote	Feed Your Inner Bitch
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
2	2 Vote	This Is Not Caviar
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
484	484 Vote	How to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
83	83 Vote	Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
98	98 Vote	Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
25	25 Vote	What Do We Mean When We Say F*&k the Police ?
5	5 Vote	Why You Should Hear
691	691 Vote	Transgender People Are Still Preparing for Space Warfare With Missiles, Robot Satellites 1	1
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
53	53 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
118	118 Vote	Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs 3	3
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
2	2 Vote	19 Blanket Forts You'll Want Immediately
70	70 Vote	The Absolute Worst Parts of Your Vulva
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
5	5 Vote	25 Reasons Katy Perry Aggressively "Finger-Banged My Cleavage"
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
24	24 Vote	Here Are Some Closets That Are Turning Children Into Lesbians
133	133 Vote	Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
4	4 Vote	Finding Fun in Salmonella Outbreak
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
3	3 Vote	This Kid Just Died. What He Did
2	2 Vote	Redheads Are My HOMIES NOW!
42	42 Vote	Ryan Gosling Won't Eat His Own Jizz 1	1
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
3	3 Vote	Kanye West in His Tighty Whities?
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully

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