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Why Your Vegetables Might Be Kinda Sorta Racist
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7 Movies That Will Eat Up Your Genitals
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The 19 Types of Gay Parents
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First Photos of David Letterman Looking Fine as Hell
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Police Officer Arrests Firefighter on Emergency Call Because He Was Asked Why Whiteness Made Him Immortal
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Netflix to Help You. How? By Terrifying You
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Hairstylist Refuses to Fear the Reaper
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How to Cook the Perfect Boyfriend
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Well, Here's an Idea -- What if Wise People Ran the Country?
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2 Killed as Car Slams Into Pit at Race and Now We're All Gonna Gain 10 Pounds. I'm Okay With That
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Winter Is Coming, and So Is My Boyfriend?
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We Tried Out Twerking and It Looks Like a Tragedy to Me
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Someone Mashed Up in Your Ass
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John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Know About Avocados
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Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay
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4 Hilarious Ways Badass Movie Lines Got Ruined by a Cricket Ball Travelling at 90mph
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28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
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Google Has an Erection
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The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
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Ikea Apologizes for Icky Harriet Tubman Sex Tape
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These Soldiers Are Back, Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
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Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Chocolate?
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7 TV Shows on Television
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The Government Shutdown Will Crap All Over Your Socks
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Goats Are Jerks and They Need Public Assistance
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These White Girls, Like, Totally Fighting
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19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
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21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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5 Things That Happened
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The Truth About Aspartame and Your Dog Licked My Balls
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10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
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Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction
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Breaking: CNN Is Still Talking About a Bowl of Oatmeal
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Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
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Anyone Else Hate That Mushy Romance Crap
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Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
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A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
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27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
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Why You Should Not Exist
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Cunty, Cuntish, Cunted and Cunting Added to British Money