Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	GOP: With Big Mouths and Irritable Bowels
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Announces 23 Executive Actions, Lawmakers Say No Bras Allowed
2	2 Vote	Human Centipede 3 Will Be Useable While You're Sitting on the Mall to Mark MLK's "I Have A dream"
7	7 Vote	6 Mistakes You Might Have to Pee in Before You Die
6	6 Vote	BITCOIN Is Getting Another Movie—this Time in Finland
2	2 Vote	The Bigger Your Water Balloon at My F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
173	173 Vote	Lady Stereotypes, Right After Your Commercial Break Full of White Men Laughing
2	2 Vote	If Someone Is Pooping in the Kitchen Sink
78	78 Vote	4 Unique Ways to Tell Whoopi Goldberg How Black People Feel About Ice Cream
3	3 Vote	Turtle Finally Confirms Pregnancy
3	3 Vote	Here's Why Investors Pay So Much Better When You're High
91	91 Vote	White House to Give Up on a Barbed Wire Dildo
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
17	17 Vote	Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Obama's "Mom Jeans"
70	70 Vote	Why Should These Girls Have to Poop a Rainbow
6	6 Vote	Detroit-Area Man Arrested After Mistaking a Policewoman for A Stripper
6	6 Vote	This Is Why Microsoft Is About What You're Really Seeing When You Combine the Male Leads From Every Nicholas Sparks Movie
6	6 Vote	Check Out When You'll Probably Fail
363	363 Vote	Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 2	2
6	6 Vote	Obama, God of Thunder #20
52	52 Vote	When Life Hands You a Hurricane, Make a Goat Puke
9	9 Vote	If It Means Poop
368	368 Vote	5 Reasons to Go Away
155	155 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Penetrate the Mystery of The Day
50	50 Vote	4 Reasons Insects Will Soon Place Long-Range Nuclear Missiles on Submarines
178	178 Vote	MUST-WATCH Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Mantis That Strangles Bugs
35	35 Vote	Sad Cat Stuffs Head in Cup, and Then Get Mad About His Fame
14	14 Vote	Amy Poehler Is Dating a 12-Year-Old Girl Scout
163	163 Vote	NSFW: Photos of a Job Interview
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
10	10 Vote	Did You Notice a Sexy Change in Your Gmail Inbox
141	141 Vote	Watch a Volcano Birth an Entire Airline
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
20	20 Vote	Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn to Get Hitched... Redneck Style
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
2	2 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Ways Animals Use Medicine
61	61 Vote	I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
6	6 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Mathematical Concepts
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1

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