Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
73	73 Vote	Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
54	54 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless 2	2
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
247	247 Vote	Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
290	290 Vote	Feral Cats Declare War on Salad 1	1
95	95 Vote	Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
99	99 Vote	The Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
134	134 Vote	Hollywood Out of Wood
394	394 Vote	Train Yourself to Feel Like Shit 2	2
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1