Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

83	83 Vote	I'm Really Close With My Vagina
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
242	242 Vote	J.K. Rowling Takes Us Inside Her Vagina 1	1
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
193	193 Vote	Women Everywhere Are Being Turned Into Casseroles
115	115 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Not Aged Since 1976 1	1
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
5	5 Vote	13 Wildly Irresponsible Vintage Toys
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
137	137 Vote	What Do Homophobes Always Forget When Talking About Dicks 1	1
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
52	52 Vote	Just as Predicted, One Million Moms Predictably Angry About the Word "Vagina"
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
291	291 Vote	It's Time to Summon Toast Demons
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
162	162 Vote	Man Proposes to His Ex-Wife: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
3	3 Vote	Tell Us About Your Scarier White People?
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
373	373 Vote	Here's What You Can Eat Without Dying
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1