Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
106	106 Vote	BBC Apologizes for Giving a Shit About Gender Politics
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
123	123 Vote	This New Artificial Limb Is Powered by Gravity. Seriously, Gravity
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
99	99 Vote	Obama Is One Delusional Bitch 1	1
109	109 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
681	681 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
817	817 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 2	2
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
269	269 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
862	862 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 4	4
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
136	136 Vote	Imagine Getting Your Head Chopped Off With the PS4 1	1
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
734	734 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1102	1102 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 3	3
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
210	210 Vote	Touch Solid Snake All Over the Place
729	729 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
928	928 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10