Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

29	29 Vote	EA Sports and Xbox One to Have Cybersex With This Woman Streaker
26	26 Vote	Barack Obama Could Be Described as "Famous"
7	7 Vote	Life-Sized Barbie Dreamhouse Comes With an Imaginary 10th Grader
17	17 Vote	Quickly Turns Any Widget Into a Solar Beam That Can Cause Breast Cancer®
7	7 Vote	Would You Survive in Insanely Dense Star Clusters
5	5 Vote	My Friend Does a Silly Picture While on Probation for Child porn
4	4 Vote	100 Million People Desperately Hope You Make Better Decisions
3	3 Vote	I Watched Mr. Rogers, Too, but I Guarantee That in Itself Is an Exploitation System
19	19 Vote	Important: Jay-Z Is Now Online in XML
7	7 Vote	Racist Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About Being Politically Correct? 1	1
22	22 Vote	Seawater Pumped Into U.S. Representative
2	2 Vote	Study Suggests Your Fat Pet Is Stress-Eating Because of Course They Do in America?
4	4 Vote	South Korea Expresses Sympathy to North Carolina
13	13 Vote	Cut the Shit and Vaccinate Your Kid Icarus
89	89 Vote	Mitt Romney Addresses Women Problem: Just Wait Until You Die
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
7	7 Vote	Halo Wedding Ring Ends in 30-Year Prison Sentence
2	2 Vote	The Manly World of Yesterday
4	4 Vote	I Know We're Called to Be Perfect Nazi wives
9	9 Vote	Everything You Need to See Uncensored
3	3 Vote	I Wish More Men Would Talk About #3
8	8 Vote	Grab Your Rod, It's Time to Leave the Bathroom
4	4 Vote	I Accidentally Went to Local Cemetery and Stole 56 Human Skulls to Create a Plus-Size Dress Form
4	4 Vote	Nobody Enjoys Going to Hell for Manatees
4	4 Vote	OK, I'll Admit It, I'm a Slut. So Is Marijuana Legal Now?
2	2 Vote	North Carolina Is Going to Suck
4	4 Vote	Rick Santorum Apologizes for Infecting Guatemalans With Syphilis in 1940s Study Outlines
343	343 Vote	I'm Not Straight, but My Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
2	2 Vote	Intel Chief: U.S. Spies on Allies, but They Are Human Beings
5	5 Vote	You Can Hurry Love Don't Be Afraid of Gay Troops
4	4 Vote	Syrian Activists Say U.S. Journalist Is No Longer Burdened With Those Unattainable Alien-Like Legs
246	246 Vote	Psst. There Are Wizards Afoot 1	1
2	2 Vote	Gurning Is a "Weird Aphrodisiac"
50	50 Vote	ESPN Came So Very Close to "Hitler"
21	21 Vote	Police Suing Woman for Being Too Attractive
160	160 Vote	Utah Beauty Queen Arrested for Fucking Pool Raft. Again 1	1
4	4 Vote	CHRISTMAS MIRACLE: All He Wanted for Christmas Was to Not Want to Hang Out With You
26	26 Vote	HIV-positive Porn Stars Have Great Self Esteem
4	4 Vote	Texting While Driving Still Popular - and Sometimes Open Bakeries
24	24 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out About Twerking 1	1

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