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I Watched Mr. Rogers, Too, but I Guarantee That in Itself Is an Exploitation System

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discovered by ammnontet
2014-01-19

2014-01-19

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    No one has gone to jail for crashing the world economy, torture or unconstitutional wiretaps. There is however room in our jails for people who share files or smoke pot. This is not a justice system. It is an exploitation system.
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