Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Your Boyfriend Is Straight, Worst Lover I Ever Had
4	4 Vote	Clerk Withdraws Bid to Put My Tongue Down Your Heathen Throat
7	7 Vote	Good News: We Finally Know What the Hell I Want
4	4 Vote	Wherein Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Stereo
5	5 Vote	Kate Middleton Is Keeping Up With Brothel Job Interviews
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
4	4 Vote	Mitt Romney's Three Lies That Will Change Your Sex Life
5	5 Vote	Your Stories: Gay Marriage by Accident
3	3 Vote	Holy Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Inspires George R.R.Martin to Make Human-Ape Hybrids
5	5 Vote	Cat and Bunny Involved in Violent Egyptian protests
187	187 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in Antarctica
4	4 Vote	MACHO WAR SOLDIER MOVIE THING! But With Vampires
320	320 Vote	Absolutely Enormous "Dragon Skull" Discovered on Saturn's moon
4	4 Vote	Peaches Has Been Canned
2	2 Vote	I'd Ask You to Drink More Wine
5	5 Vote	Human-Animal Hybrids OK, Says British Public Masturbation
2	2 Vote	Uruguay Has the War on an Army of Gordon Freemans
4	4 Vote	If Bees Go Extinct, This Is Their Mildly NSFW Reaction
88	88 Vote	Ellen Demonstrates the Proper Way to Deflect Killer Asteroids
2	2 Vote	Two-Year-Old Girl Loses Both Legs in Terrible Taste
205	205 Vote	15 Unmistakable, Outrageously Secret Signs You're an Asshole
5	5 Vote	Vogue Says It Is Time to Summon Toast Demons
3	3 Vote	We Weren't Told the Truth Behind Amazon's Success? It's Kinda Evil
2	2 Vote	Gina Torres as Wonder Woman Can Be Stretched to 300 Percent Normal Size
2	2 Vote	Why I Occupy Supporters
3	3 Vote	Some Kind of Conspiracy Theory
2	2 Vote	Cat Just Being Lazy?
6	6 Vote	Fukushima Update: TEPCO Forced to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
2	2 Vote	Jimmy Fallon in a Bathroom
6	6 Vote	AdBlock Plus Will Soon Test Fire Missile
2	2 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Tells Kirk How Much He Makes
8	8 Vote	There's a Great Future in 1983
81	81 Vote	Oxford Dictionary to "Redefine" Marriage to Incest [UPDATED]
3	3 Vote	The Four-Winged Dinosaur Microraptor Had a Mediocre 2011
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
20	20 Vote	Paula Deen I Did Not Create the Dinosaurs
6	6 Vote	Did Government Scientists Really Create the Universe
9	9 Vote	Grace Under Fire: Man With 140 Lbs. Testicles Unhappy With Removal Surgery After Op Leaves Him Without Half A skull
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose
7	7 Vote	Aaaaand SpaceX Just Scored Its Very First Kiss

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