Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Sony Exec Falls Asleep Listening to Richard Feynman Explain Rubber Bands
2	2 Vote	Patent US8296192 – Method for Making Him Get coffee
5	5 Vote	NASA's Curiosity Rover Hit With Ethics Complaint
56	56 Vote	How to Wear Condoms Like Filthy Sailors
6	6 Vote	Grumpy Cat Signs Movie Deal, Will Be a Lioness
6	6 Vote	Jonathan Coulton Strikes Back by Re-Releasing His Own Penis
3	3 Vote	Aww, When Villains Are This Cute, They Don't Deserve Rights
5	5 Vote	He-Man and the Impact on Hispanic Voters
61	61 Vote	New FBI Chief Says Women Are Capable of "Flying Small Planes" 1	1
9	9 Vote	This Sea Slug Has a Theory
314	314 Vote	This Kitten Loves to Swear So Much
35	35 Vote	I Made You Sob Uncontrollably
118	118 Vote	Pre-Load Cash Into Your Vagina
15	15 Vote	Assassin's Creed's New Protagonist Sure Looks Pretty With Makeup
2	2 Vote	The Puppy Version of 300
56	56 Vote	Clones of the President: "Our Top Priority"
9	9 Vote	Helen Mirren Has Tea With Dying Dolphin
6	6 Vote	The 1969 Novel That Accurately Predicted Miley Cyrus
6	6 Vote	A Game Where You're a Dude Passive-Agressively
7	7 Vote	I Voted Republican and All I Feel Is alone
107	107 Vote	Monster Hunter Tri Did Not Expect to Find Waldo
190	190 Vote	Scientists Clone a Mouse From a Dude: GODDAMMIT, AMANDA!!!!
54	54 Vote	Tonight's Nightmares Are Brought to You by Nickelback
143	143 Vote	I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
10	10 Vote	Fuck This Week Because America Loves Bigotry
130	130 Vote	Will the Universe End in Divorce
8	8 Vote	The Milky Way's Black Hole Hiding Inside This Former Beauty Queen's Stomach
262	262 Vote	Matt Damon Has a Magical Girl Transformation Sequence
185	185 Vote	33 Signs You're a New Particle, Likely the Higgs Boson
203	203 Vote	Big Pharma Seeks to Ban Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Rainbows
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
55	55 Vote	GOP Misplaces Their Binders Full of Crackheads
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
32	32 Vote	Fu** All You Libtards Out There: Vulgar YouTube Rants by a Dachshund
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
55	55 Vote	Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta

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