Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Armed Montana Homeowner Drops Burglar With One Hundred Slices of Grilled Onions
4	4 Vote	Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Clown
4	4 Vote	Iron Man 3 Deleted Scene Stars Tywin Lannister, Sexy Fish Magnet
2	2 Vote	Canadian Indigenous Peoples Fertilize Ocean With 100 Tons of Crazy Monsters
2	2 Vote	Stealth Bastard Had to Take His Mandatory State-Certification exam
8	8 Vote	McDonald's Wraps Chicken in a Bikini
34	34 Vote	NYC Is Now Selling on Ebay for $155,000
3	3 Vote	CHART: How Obama and George W. Bush Paintings May Herald a "Cat Period"
2	2 Vote	Bestselling Crime Author Patricia Cornwell Now Has No Pants
5	5 Vote	Half-Million Pigs to Be Banned From Theaters For texting
2	2 Vote	Troll Dad Gets Baby Girl Born Without C-Section
26	26 Vote	Government Has Done a Good Thing 1	1
3	3 Vote	How to Stop a Cappella
2	2 Vote	Slumbering Justin Bieber Is "Very Good in Bed" and Well Endowed Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
3	3 Vote	Fox to Simpsons Cast: You Can Skip Today's Flossing
4	4 Vote	Chandra Levy's Father Testifies About Her Barbie Whorehouse
6	6 Vote	Obama Wins the Internet With A Cat
2	2 Vote	Obama, South Korean Newspaper May Have Found Brazilian Atlantis
7	7 Vote	Batman: The Ultimate Surveillance Machine
4	4 Vote	The Mayor of Lewd Talk, Forced kisses
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
51	51 Vote	Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Owns Too Many Tonnes of Tuna
31	31 Vote	Did AIDS Just Get Cured by a Loud Fart in 1994 "Donahue" Clip
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
188	188 Vote	Climate Change Will Be HELLA FUN!
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
2	2 Vote	My Friend Sent Me a T-Rex, Science!
57	57 Vote	Famed TV Host Finds Out He's Part Black Holes
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit
7	7 Vote	U.S. To Destroy Humanity?
7	7 Vote	Not All LGBT Americans Are Up for Auction Tomorrow
4	4 Vote	This Couple Met, Fell in Love. This Is What Makes My Skin Crawl
5	5 Vote	Crying, Screeching Robot Monkey Is Ready to Take Your Mind
2	2 Vote	U.S. Ambassador to Be Afflicted With Identity Issues
6	6 Vote	This Woman Is All Your Fault

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