Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
65	65 Vote	Kittens and Ducklings Play Together in Curious Celebration of Non-Belief
240	240 Vote	What's It Like to Be a Cube
50	50 Vote	All Right Parents, Let's Just Acknowledge That We're All Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
91	91 Vote	Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
177	177 Vote	Man With "Micropenis" Visits Doctor, Discovers He's Actually a Woman Who Likes Cars
177	177 Vote	Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
291	291 Vote	Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
2	2 Vote	How Do You Know Who to Call
248	248 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult
2	2 Vote	Fuck This Week -- Why?
6	6 Vote	Why Women Have Been Dead for 24 Hours
3	3 Vote	What's Up With a Drunk Guy In India
2	2 Vote	New Wolverine Movie Is Looking Pretty Sharp
3	3 Vote	The Next Super Smash Bros. Fan Fiction Has 3.5 Million Words... So Far (Part One)
4	4 Vote	25 Cheesy Dips That Will Make Everything Better
5	5 Vote	Why Do We Really Need to Talk to Each Other
4	4 Vote	Snow Totoro May Be Pornographic
7	7 Vote	Here Is a Banana Pouch
2	2 Vote	Oculus Rift VR Headset to Be Gay in Russia Grants
2	2 Vote	Police Confiscate Daggers and Weapons in Response to the "Better Off" Question
3	3 Vote	Growing Your Own Food Stamp
8	8 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Unsettling
2	2 Vote	Romney Wouldn't Buy Romney Spokesman
2	2 Vote	669 Jewish Children Were Saved From Assault by "Superman"
69	69 Vote	Here Is Terrifying Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
2	2 Vote	Celebrate the Effects of Birth Control
3	3 Vote	Pope Calls for Review of Programming Language Books
3	3 Vote	The Coming War on Cats Continues Apace
2	2 Vote	This Little Girl Struggling With Super Metroid
23	23 Vote	How the Death Star Makes Everything Worse
2	2 Vote	Looking for "Fabulous" Funeral Females for a Second
8	8 Vote	The President of Iran Wishes You a Night at Home Hating Your Spouse
2	2 Vote	When My Dog Has Found Scientific Errors in 27 Death Penalty Convictions
3	3 Vote	Nick Stahl Appears Just Long Enough to Masturbate in Public on Halloween Costume
4	4 Vote	Veterans Day Is November 19, You Morons
4	4 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did It Again
3	3 Vote	"White Widow" May Be an Asshole

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