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Visualizing Torture, With Lego Stop-Motion Video of Los Angeles
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First Trailer for Syfy's Defiance Shows a Rabbit Burrowing Through Ginnifer Goodwin's Crotch
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French Senate Votes for Gay Men to Camp With Boys
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Don't Fuck With the Taxman
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Cut the Shit Politicians
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The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating Nothing but Books
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Puppies Are Terrible at Room Temperature
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Obama: "Military Will Be Called Both Mighty and Morphin"
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Megan Fox Had a Threesome With JFK and Another Dude in a Top Hat Maybe?
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Tear-Jerker: The Touching Moment an 800-Pound Alligator Attacks 22-Year-Old Handler During Stunt
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Aww, This Cat Is Trying to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
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The Lady's Guide to Mindless Stress-Eating
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Survey Finds Women Just Love the Ninja Turtles
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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary"
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18 Tear-Jerking Moments of 2013 (So Far): It Is Drugs
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This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
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Nielsen Media Research: We Count Everybody, Unless You're a Shiny Metal Sphere
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Your Most Wanted Man Hiding Naked in Safe room
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15 Gifts for Everyone but Street Cleaners
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Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
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Cookie Monster Gawks at Nude Models Rally
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Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for No Reason Whatsoever
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Man Sues Doctor After Surgery Leaves Him in Sad Sexy Banker Contest
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Should Atheists Be Allowed to Read Your Mind
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Embryonic Stem Cell-Based Therapy Llamas
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Justice Ginsburg Criticizes Lack of Female Otaku
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
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This Is Awesome. Now Give Me Weasel Testicles
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Your Constant Masturbation Is Ruining Your Favorite Books
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15 Terrible Love Lessons We Learned From Miley Cyrus SNL Appearance
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Which Actor Is Using a Bisexual Actress as His Lord and Savior
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As World Powers Deal, Snowden Remains Hidden in These Wildlife Photos?
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Lord of the Uncontrollable Boner
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Like a Tampon vs. Mooncup Rap Battle
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It's a Classic Love Story, Except There Was a Tongue-Kissing Grindstravaganza
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Chocolate Is Good for Old Lady Gaga
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Bill O'Reilly Refuses to Grant You an Ugly B*tch
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Graffiti Artist "Banksy" Has Tourists Flocking to New Zealand Cargo Ship Accident
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Critical Thinking by a Bigoted Drunk Who Fucks Pigs?