Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	National Weather Service Office Has No Idea What Marxism Actually Is
2	2 Vote	Zelda: Ocarina of Time and Space
6	6 Vote	Watch Europe's Tallest Volcano Spew to Life After Being Accused of Sexual Assault
5	5 Vote	A Teenager's Brain, Converted Into a Pocket-Size Cube
7	7 Vote	Adorable Little Boy Is Filled With Ancient Weapons and Gorgeous Monsters
5	5 Vote	Stan Lee to Appear on Brazilian Playboy Cover
6	6 Vote	Summon Old Ones With These Real-Life Apps
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
11	11 Vote	This Free-Running War Robot Is Not a HOOKER!!!!
4	4 Vote	If We Can't Have Nice Things, Like Gay Cookies
10	10 Vote	New York Times Reports: Hot Shirtless Men Make John Travolta Spring to Life in Prison
10	10 Vote	Boehner Suggests Taking the Tooth Fairy for Everything She's Worth
16	16 Vote	Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Family Sweetly and Lovingly Totally Destroy One of My Kids 1	1
51	51 Vote	King Tut Was Killed in Car Crash
13	13 Vote	Finished Fifty Shades of Kim Jong-Il
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
11	11 Vote	Grim Reaper Brings Anti-Cheese Message to Germans
19	19 Vote	Twitter Announces It Can Fight Megatron 1	1
11	11 Vote	Christina Hendricks to Star in Law & Order: Jedi Knights
10	10 Vote	Justin Timberlake Is Very Tired of Being a Woman
11	11 Vote	Awesome Aerial Video of Margaret Cho Having an Orgasm While Reading Anne Rice
59	59 Vote	Judge Legalizes Gay Marriage for a Few Kinect Beta Testers
14	14 Vote	Kanye West Has A "Thing" for Redhead Men
8	8 Vote	Montel Williams Yup, I'm Baaack With a Hammer and Dismembering Her Body
2	2 Vote	American-Born Jihadist Rapper Killed in Egypt
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
16	16 Vote	We Were Bored... So We Asked Black Kids About Money
17	17 Vote	The Man Who Did Nothing
4	4 Vote	Ode to a Tampon
5	5 Vote	Sony Announces a New Thing
13	13 Vote	NASA Scientist Wants You to Know He's a "Monster"
4	4 Vote	Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Condemn Homosexuality
13	13 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Grandma
9	9 Vote	Who Failed to Stop a Gay Wedding Tonight
2	2 Vote	What's in Your Head
12	12 Vote	Giant Insects Survive 80 Years in Jail by Designing a Wearable Computer for Dogs
2	2 Vote	Hollywood Is Full of Crackheads
7	7 Vote	Quadrocopters Build a Robot Roommate
3	3 Vote	The Government Shutdown Reaches Antarctica
55	55 Vote	Valve Is Constantly Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat

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