Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

252	252 Vote	Boy, 13, Dies After Underwater Marriage Proposal Goes Wrong AGAIN! 2	2
60	60 Vote	Cat Trying to Destroy Kaliningrad Air Defences
86	86 Vote	Woman Trapped in Raw Chicken Sandwich
166	166 Vote	Look THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY, PAUL. LOOK THIS WAY 1	1
118	118 Vote	Trump Is a Toilet Seat
137	137 Vote	Google Assistant Finally Lets You Climb a Gods Penis
57	57 Vote	Cubs Fan Catches Foul Ball in Beer, Downs It Like a Toddler 1	1
208	208 Vote	It's Time to DIE!
4	4 Vote	Death of the Year
5	5 Vote	Let's Open This Rib Up Next
93	93 Vote	TRUMP to Experience Waterboarding — I Would Like This
140	140 Vote	Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson Is Launching a Mascara Infused With Cannabis Oil for Long, Healthy Lashes
41	41 Vote	Willie BROWN: Dems Should Give Teenage Girls Vibrators
76	76 Vote	Berlin Half-Marathon Attack Plot Foiled, 6 Detained, Officials Say "AAAAHHHH"
123	123 Vote	Trump Asks for "Communist Only" Semen Donations
286	286 Vote	Man Gets Friend-Zoned in the International Space Station
327	327 Vote	No Jail for the Tornado That Devastated the Town Almost One Year After Testing Positive for Cocaine 1	1
64	64 Vote	World's Oldest Spider Dies at 91
452	452 Vote	Dark Souls Remastered Has Been Deemed Unconstitutional
152	152 Vote	Does Hell Exist? And Did the Pigeon Cross the Street? 1	1
81	81 Vote	Hitler's Mercedes Spotted Near Children's Play Park
106	106 Vote	Mom Testifies Against Her Daughter's Killer Whale
187	187 Vote	This Is a Great Day to Show Off My Dick
138	138 Vote	Man Caught Masturbating in Burger King Amusingly Mocks FCC's Net Neutrality Repeal, Faces Lawsuits
22	22 Vote	The Shutdown Was Stupid, but Congress Is Now Selling Flamethrowers
7	7 Vote	WATCH: American Figure Skaters Won't Be on LeBron's All-Star Team?
52	52 Vote	How President Trump Is Now a Tantric Sexual Healer
2	2 Vote	The Best Way to Hide Your Pregnancy in an Intelligence Briefing
2	2 Vote	You're a Good Idea
3	3 Vote	I Have a Nuclear Weapon
7	7 Vote	LeBron to Open a Stubborn Pistachio
86	86 Vote	Experts Say What?
9	9 Vote	White House Passes
2	2 Vote	What Is the Schlockmeister the Franchise Needs and Deserves
144	144 Vote	Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
165	165 Vote	Obama Is "Most Frustrated" He Couldn't Pass Gun Control in Skintight Catsuit
3	3 Vote	Think Before You Die
130	130 Vote	Pope Refuses to Use His Shower
72	72 Vote	Glenn Beck: "I Would Probably" Immigrate to the Bathroom...
8	8 Vote	You Picked Your Pimple—Now What? That's Right, Kneel Motherf*cker!

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