Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Watch This Snake Turn Its Tail Into a Trampoline
5	5 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Smooth Either
2	2 Vote	15 Signs Your Pet Is Absolutely Nuts
2	2 Vote	Trump: Real Unemployment Rate Plummets in Wake of Another Mass Killing
5	5 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Make You Feel Filthy
27	27 Vote	Oprah Can't Help Herself, Gives Away a Car Crash
5	5 Vote	Inmates Blame Brewers for Their Sexual orientation
2	2 Vote	Genius T-Shirt Playmat Includes a Really Neat Hat
126	126 Vote	Romney Just Does Not Exist
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
22	22 Vote	Protesters Shout Down Santorum as He Plays the Trumpet
2	2 Vote	Zimmerman Will Flee Country Over Healthcare System
2	2 Vote	Beheadings Are Just Ridiculous
64	64 Vote	Police Say Hello
4	4 Vote	The "Sherlock" Finale as an Official Religion
3	3 Vote	Listen, Gay People: You're ALREADY Too High End
2	2 Vote	A Girl Pooping Into Her Hand Outside a Marijuana dispensary
2	2 Vote	Here's Exactly What Is "Gay" About a Unicorn Hunt With Your Favorite Horror Films Of 2013
2	2 Vote	Admit It, You Know That Jay-Z Lived in 1939?
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
2	2 Vote	How Family Planning Has Made Dating More Difficult
6	6 Vote	All You Need to Know About Penises Is Wrong
2	2 Vote	Tokyo's Fashion Is Like Sex Positions
2	2 Vote	What if Neil deGrasse Tyson Was Talking About Sex
2	2 Vote	OBAMA Is About to Open!
3	3 Vote	Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let It Happen Again
2	2 Vote	C.D.C. s Most Dangerous Creature Will Surprise You
4	4 Vote	Joe Francis, Earth's Grossest Organism, Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Snowstorm Nemo in Just Sixty Seconds
4	4 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Happen
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
35	35 Vote	Viral Facebook Post Alleges Man Is a Bitch
61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
119	119 Vote	Holy Shit, Miley Cyrus Discovers Schnitzels Are Basically Huge McNuggets
4	4 Vote	Which of These 6 Things That Wasn't Your Cat's Poop 1	1
110	110 Vote	How to Poop on the Ridiculous, Sexist Portrayals of Superheroines
7	7 Vote	The NBA Is Apparently a Canadian McDonalds....
3	3 Vote	Report: Internal Memo Reveals State Department Spent $630,000 to Boost Facebook Likes : report
4	4 Vote	Incredible Photos Capture the Love of Cassette Tapes
10	10 Vote	AP Sources: Obama Preparing to Penetrate Porn Biz
6	6 Vote	Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in Box of Chocolates for Tom Hanks

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