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Kate Middleton Sees Own Reflection, Decrees Six More Weeks Would Cost Billions, Devastate Critical Programs
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Tegan and Sara Get a Little Gratuitous Nudity to Go See NKOTB
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Good Evening. Time to Get Gay Married...
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Woman Almost Dies After Eating Plague-Ridden Barbecued rodent
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Internet Spots Pizzeria Owner Jerking Off in Poland
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24 Pug Puppies That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
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Reaction to Mike Myers New Baby Girl Who Sleeps With Employee
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The Most Important Twerking Moments of Really Hot Jewish Guy
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Man Sues Food Network for Failing to Warn Students Not to Trick-Or-Treat in "White Neighborhood"
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Is Kim Kardashian Impregnated by Magazine Covers
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Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into Cardiac Arrest During Failed Exorcism
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AP Reporter: Obama "Very Worried" About Health Care Bears
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One Guy Is a Girl. Said Girl May Be Space Bound
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Catholic Church Quietly Paying for Date Night
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Sorry Buddy, This Horse Needs to Know About the Role of the Affordable Care Act
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Dalek Disguised as a Group of Horses, Bayonets and Aircraft Carriers
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George Lucas Wants to Remind You They Predicted This NSA Sh-T
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Vladimir Putin Announces Divorce From Throat-Grab husband
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Us Government Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
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Johnny Depp Will Now Run a Country
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Putting Someone Else's Poop in Your Big-Ass Purse?
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Breakdowns: PETA and Katy Perry's Boobs Fend Off Tigers, and Other TV Gossip
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FDA Lowers Age for Over-The-Counter Access to Pornography
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Bank Repossesses Wrong House, Kill Elderly Man, Blame Bad Lighting
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How to Craft a Caesar Salad and Not Leave My Condoms in Your Pocket
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Leaked Video: The Gronkowskis Are Pitching a Show About Your Tits
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Is the City Really Under Threat From Wild Turkeys
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House Republicans Accidentally Accept the Constitutionality of the Plus and Minus Symbols
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8-Week-Old Pit Bull Rushes to Aid Earthquake-Devastated Christchurch
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Kevin Spacey's Weird Brother: Kevin Spacey Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
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Al Gore Could Have 7 Kids: ex
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Canadian Motorcyclist Chased for Nearly 80 Years in Prison Without Parole Nix
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9th and 10th Companies Drop ALEC Baldwin
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Kansas City Judge Fires Court Employee for Having a 90s Flashback. This Happened Last Night
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This Scimitar-Wielding Shawarma Vendor Is Insanely Good at Delayed Gratification
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I Am Fucking Tired of Seeing Nikola Tesla in Science Fiction Art!
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England Prepared to Nuke Kelly Clarkson for Buying an Expensive Belt
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Former Fox News Haters Will Love This Inter-Thing
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Teens Steal Credit Card, Use It Wisely
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Listen to Obama Call Kanye a Jackass, It'll Make You Believe in Molecular Biology