Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Large Crocodile Found in Drawer Could Be ALIEN Spacecraft...
2	2 Vote	Here's Exactly How to Recreate Mom's Leg-In-The-Air Pose
2	2 Vote	Georgia Democrat Who Endorsed Trump Takes Coronavirus Break to Again Build 100,000 Cars
2	2 Vote	I'm Just a Girl Standing in the Attic
508	508 Vote	Help! My Date Ghosted Me After He Died 1	1
51	51 Vote	Thanksgiving Dinner Costs Fall to 3.84 Million
6	6 Vote	Bieber to Become Nuclear Power?
2	2 Vote	We May Have Killed Piglets While Protesting Trump Speech
4	4 Vote	Analysis: Trump's War on Heterosexuality
2	2 Vote	Vagina Is Not to Abuse and Stalking
5	5 Vote	My Favorite Pixar Movie Deaths
2	2 Vote	The Fed Robs You of Your Eyes and Ears
9	9 Vote	Design a Nursery and We'll Give You an Orgasm
2	2 Vote	Mother of Bus Driver Reveals His Penis Problems in Lockdown Protest
4	4 Vote	How TF Am I Drunk!
2	2 Vote	He Just Doesn't Get Any Work Done Because My 3-Year-Old Talks Incessantly
4	4 Vote	I'm Warning You Now, You Won't Want to Wax Your Upper Lip at Home
2	2 Vote	Coronavirus Cash Payouts Will Go Under the Sea (March 10, 2020)
180	180 Vote	You'll Never Guess Who Didn't Die
2	2 Vote	A Toilet With Facial Recognition for Your Quarantine Boredom
5	5 Vote	Ohio: Sleepwalking Son Claims He Impregnated His Own Semen
2	2 Vote	NYPD Gets New Update on Baby Archie
4	4 Vote	Creed's Scott Stapp Is a Bum! He Doesn't Fight, He Runs
140	140 Vote	Researchers Say There's No Evidence of That Thing
4	4 Vote	What Happens When You Just Sit in the Loony Bin
3	3 Vote	Synchronized Walking Is Way Better Than a BONED PORK RECTUM
2	2 Vote	Trump Takes Cheap Shot at Love — Again
62	62 Vote	Bill Gates: We Need More Lunatics
3	3 Vote	Trump Says He Is "not Worth It"
319	319 Vote	Oh God Help
2	2 Vote	Apple Tried and Failed So Hard to Predict Heart Disease
2	2 Vote	Attorneys Try to Kill Gorilla
4	4 Vote	Why There's No Gay Sex in Fresno, California
2	2 Vote	Police Inspector in Chennai, India Wears a TEABAG
2	2 Vote	Ravens Reportedly Agree to Deal With Distress
2	2 Vote	Amnesiac Trump Pretends He Never Loved You, Amy Klobuchar's
2	2 Vote	TSA: Tracking the State of the Gays for 40 Years
2	2 Vote	People Are Not All Canceled
2	2 Vote	Hand Full of Squee Spree
199	199 Vote	So We're Just Going to Get Together and Drink Disinfectants

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