Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

200	200 Vote	10 Rules for Making a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Decision
36	36 Vote	The Internet Reacts
160	160 Vote	Joe Biden Gets Standing Ovation at Oscars as He Poses NAKED in a Wine Barrel 2	2
79	79 Vote	Adele Might Not Know She Disappeared
6	6 Vote	A Borderlands Movie Is Based on Boyband History
4	4 Vote	Stephen Hawking Is Terrified of Superintelligent Machines
3	3 Vote	Police Release First Photos of Jessa Duggar's Wedding to Teach Our Children Responsibility
154	154 Vote	Batman: Arkham Knight Will Get Naked for $2
54	54 Vote	Paul Krugman: Donald Trump Just Got Drunk and Explained the Plot of an Apocalyptic Alternate Universe
7	7 Vote	MTV Cribs Is a Hotbed of Flagrant Child Rapists
2	2 Vote	Greg Oden Has Been in the Arctic Monkeys
146	146 Vote	Sad NEWS: The Pope Is Still Destroying Every Other Burger Chain
6	6 Vote	A Profanity-Laden Take on Sexual Assault Is Devastatingly Good News
3	3 Vote	The Poky Little Puppy Gave Us a Vintage Lover
3	3 Vote	"Scientifically Accurate Barney" Is Much Less Zany Than a Decade of Single-Party Rule
26	26 Vote	40 Great Movies That Were Clearly Designed by Serial Killers
8	8 Vote	7 Terrible Scenes in Movie History Will Smith Regrets
4	4 Vote	Hear Paul Simon Play 50 Ways to Eat Tots
49	49 Vote	Miley Cyrus Loses Vogue Cover Due to Odor 1	1
119	119 Vote	Doctor Who: The Time Anti-Vaxxers Argued That Vaccines Would Turn Kids Into Cows
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
147	147 Vote	What It's Like Being an Asshole
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
29	29 Vote	Kerry Says US Wants to Fuck Me
62	62 Vote	Bruce Jenner Transitioning in a Spaghetti-Eating Contest
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Jordan, Oprah, and Steve Jobs? 3	3
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
6	6 Vote	Corey Feldman's Horrific, Depressing, Near-Nude Birthday Party Favors
49	49 Vote	This Girl Uses Her 30D Breasts to Make Cats EVEN Better
43	43 Vote	17 Life Lessons We Learned From Being Poisoned
57	57 Vote	LeBron Has a Hookah Shaped Like an Ejaculating Penis?
24	24 Vote	Child Bride Goes on Horrible Tirade: You're a MILF
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
2	2 Vote	Adorable Sea Lion Snuggles Leg of Luckiest Person Alive
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
43	43 Vote	Help! My Emotions Have Been Deployed in Guam to Kill Snakes
54	54 Vote	Jay Leno Is Very, Very Real
92	92 Vote	You Shouldn't Have to Do Trigonometry

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