Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Am I Still in Diapers
2	2 Vote	Barack Obama Says Death Was Weeks Earlier Than Thought
75	75 Vote	Donald Trump Want Our Schoolchildren to Get Killed by a Meteorite
129	129 Vote	Norwegian Cruise Line Won't Sail Again Until End of Capitalism 1	1
40	40 Vote	Report: Chinese People Under the Couch 1	1
8	8 Vote	Songs for an Abortion
8	8 Vote	Trump Says He's Done With Luke Skywalker
49	49 Vote	Christians at Risk From the Little Mermaid
111	111 Vote	You're Not Helping, Obama – Just Reinforcing Myths About Men With Huge Bow Ties
142	142 Vote	Wisconsin Is Starting to Fly Away
4	4 Vote	We Designed an Experimental AI Tool to Measure Your Bra Size
4	4 Vote	Pelosi: I Want to Bitch
270	270 Vote	Time to Get Rid of Trump
5	5 Vote	Donald Trump Continues to Be Killed: Report Finds
38	38 Vote	Gordon Ramsay Reveals the Secret to Getting Robbed
55	55 Vote	Used Panties and Kinky Tongues: Artists Use Coronavirus Crisis to Come 2	2
516	516 Vote	Government Urged to Stay Away From Earth
310	310 Vote	Jerry Stiller's Cause of Death: He Died 1	1
72	72 Vote	What's Green and Wet and Full of Almond Milk
170	170 Vote	GOP Needs to Go Away
139	139 Vote	More Orgasms Could Reduce Your Risk of Extinction
225	225 Vote	Fuck This Guy Is About to Explode
2	2 Vote	You're Really Eating When You Grow a Beard
2	2 Vote	Andrew Yang: How I Plan to Exhume John Dillinger's Grave
7	7 Vote	Woman Shoots House Guests for Being "Republican Gun Toters"
2	2 Vote	2020 Presidential Debate Over 62,000 Pounds of Trash in Stomach
2	2 Vote	There Are Rumors of a Lady on Fire With Blowtorch
2	2 Vote	Star Wars Beauty Masks Are Mandatory Attire
2	2 Vote	North Korea May Seek a New Perspective on Candy Corn
2	2 Vote	Trump Is Already Working to Destroy Trump's Agenda
2	2 Vote	This Sloth Is Going Through Trash
213	213 Vote	America Is Now Definitely Toast
2	2 Vote	I Thought You'd Be Happy ABOUT THE Weird Look of Toucans
241	241 Vote	We May Never Have Existed 1	1
2	2 Vote	JoJo Siwa Addressed the Criticism That She Is Having Conversations With Biden's Team Over Policy
2	2 Vote	Sorry, Cat, but You Are Hypothetical
77	77 Vote	Poop Better Than Takeout
2	2 Vote	McDonald's Not Responsible for Homosexuality and Pedophilia
2	2 Vote	2019 Was a Hate Crime, His Sister Says
2	2 Vote	Grim Reaper Appears on Local News to Protest Stay-At-Home Orders

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