Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

459	459 Vote	Fucking White People Look the Same
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
4	4 Vote	Puppy Too Fat to Get Paid Sick Leave
200	200 Vote	Texas Gov. Rick Perry Announces He Has a Terrible Idea
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
8	8 Vote	Scientists Capture Rare Video of Pro-Abortion Activists Seemingly Chanting "Hail Satan"
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
483	483 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
832	832 Vote	America Should Be Illegal 13	13
751	751 Vote	Look at My Fat Ass
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1