Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

306	306 Vote	Touching Tinder Proposal: Fuck Me Now or Die Tryin 1	1
107	107 Vote	Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
143	143 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
718	718 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
241	241 Vote	I Liked That Character Better Before They Killed Him 1	1
63	63 Vote	Tips for a Woman Marrying a Ferris Wheel 1	1
61	61 Vote	Swaggy Bro Justin Bieber Needs an Ass-Beating?
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
75	75 Vote	Hey, at Least I Can Steal Your Idea
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
268	268 Vote	18 Horrifying Ways to Secretly Eat Cereal Every. Single. Meal
40	40 Vote	Dr. Phil Wants to Ruin Thanksgiving Dinner
116	116 Vote	Obama Tells Republicans: "Stop Just Hatin" All the Feels
682	682 Vote	Science Proves That Everything Is a Bitch
11	11 Vote	The Supreme Court Rules
8	8 Vote	Mrs. Doubtfire to Slap King Joffrey
91	91 Vote	Kitten's Awake Aaaaaaand Now It's PERSONAL: Protesters Are Killed in Libya
24	24 Vote	Somehow, Everyone's Password Is Still Very, Very Fergalicious
164	164 Vote	How Bad Do You Wanna #%{* a Snow Man?
63	63 Vote	What's It Like to Inhale Your Favorite Kitchen Tools and Gadgets?
99	99 Vote	18 German Castles That Put Yours to Shame
294	294 Vote	5 Wacky Internet Pranks That Can Turn People Into Vampires
74	74 Vote	15 Fun Facts About What Sugar Does to Your Poor, Gentle, Sweet, Old Grandma
93	93 Vote	A Mom Wrote an "Erotic Romance" Novel
125	125 Vote	THIS Guy Was a Dude for So Long
84	84 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Not Trying to Poison Your Neighbor's Cat
12	12 Vote	First Official Photo of Martin Freeman's Middle Fingers
117	117 Vote	One Guy You Want in Your Kitchen Sink
87	87 Vote	These Dads Are Supposed to Be Alive
200	200 Vote	LIVE: The Best of Your Nightmares
118	118 Vote	Hitler's Forgotten Attempt to Locate the Missing Malaysia Airlines Flight 370
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into Willy Wonka
68	68 Vote	10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
45	45 Vote	Hot Dog Tries