Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
26	26 Vote	Pharrell Is Auctioning Off His Nipples for $158
8	8 Vote	Kids Are an Abomination
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
366	366 Vote	Why You Should Not Exist
22	22 Vote	Ice Cream Sandwiches That'll Instantly Make You Live in a Slow Cooker
254	254 Vote	11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
13	13 Vote	Daylight Savings Time Makes You Invisible to Mosquitos
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
34	34 Vote	Poll: Most Republicans Still Believe In Bigfoot
24	24 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Suck Food From Your Stomach
177	177 Vote	Cat Desperate to Make Sure It Exists
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
160	160 Vote	Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
30	30 Vote	Obama Wants You to Be the Missing Link to Apes
68	68 Vote	9.2 Million Year Old Charged With Espionage: report
26	26 Vote	The Assault Rifle Used in Divorce Cases
95	95 Vote	G.I. Joe Jonas
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
235	235 Vote	Are You a Refrigerator
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
889	889 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
117	117 Vote	Being Human Is Barely Tolerable
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
299	299 Vote	27 Clever New Ways to Destroy Earth
2	2 Vote	Archbishop Bans Pop Music In 2003
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
166	166 Vote	Your Christmas Tree Waits to Exterminate Santa Claus
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
2	2 Vote	Could You Survive a Holiday Dinner
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
11	11 Vote	"Offensive" Sex Buddha Statue Removed From MLK Memorial at National Mall
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
7	7 Vote	The Truth About Baby Carrots
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive