Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

789	789 Vote	Trump Expected to Destroy Trump 1	1
80	80 Vote	Phelps Takes Down 2168 Year Old Woman
340	340 Vote	Pokémon GO Saved Our Sexless Marriage
62	62 Vote	Knock! Knock! Could You Imagine Having Sperm With 120-Foot Long Tails in Your Backyard
217	217 Vote	Now I Can Rest in Peace...Space Cowboy
1894	1894 Vote	Science Has Found the Problem. Everything 14	14
325	325 Vote	Report Says 6 Million Americans Intend to F**k Off
1646	1646 Vote	Wii U Has Been Found Dead at 46 14	14
213	213 Vote	Trump Gives Birth to Big Marijuana
188	188 Vote	Don't Touch My Tralala, Ding Ding Dong 1	1
267	267 Vote	Life Is a Thing and It's Mind-Boggling 1	1
85	85 Vote	Teddy Roosevelt's Back... And He's Got Nerves of Steel! 1	1
257	257 Vote	Monty Python and the Stanky Legg 1	1
194	194 Vote	Kid Bursts Into Flames 1	1
243	243 Vote	Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians 1	1
245	245 Vote	New Study Says That Yesterday Was Banned
239	239 Vote	A Danish Man Has Been Confirmed
182	182 Vote	Mundane, Everyday Things That Make Me Uncomfortable
100	100 Vote	Fox Can't Escape Death : 1	1
255	255 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
159	159 Vote	Fuck Fate and Date a Scorpio
465	465 Vote	10 Reasons Kids Should Be BANNED
160	160 Vote	Giraffe Dies After Intense Gaming Binge
213	213 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
140	140 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
100	100 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
67	67 Vote	Pope Francis Takes Over the Place
165	165 Vote	Adam Sandler Says He Saw Demon Before Train Stabbings
182	182 Vote	What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics 1	1
212	212 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
54	54 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Look Like a Deflated Tire
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
2	2 Vote	How Do I Start?
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
170	170 Vote	Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg 1	1
54	54 Vote	I Am Sorry About Sending You a Sandwich?
66	66 Vote	Peter Capaldi Is Already in Your Fridge 1	1
75	75 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Sexual Encounters in Comic Sans
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS