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The Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof, the Roof

thepenguinking2

The roof, Patrick, the roof. The, Roof.

Russia Is a Huge Mistake

thepenguinking2

Yeah. You guys had no reason to make it so freaking big.

What if Physics Determined the Laws of Physics

thepenguinking2

Hahahaha! That's impossible. Just like autism being linked to autism.

Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans

thepenguinking2

Thank goodness. I thought I could handle the tool for mongooses, but I happened to be wrong.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed

thepenguinking2

Are you even a poet? Because rhymes, do you know it?

Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch

unemondesansdanger

That got serious quickly

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

thepunkchunker

Is this gonna be that video game they were thinking about possibly making?

BuzzFeed Has a Secret. And It Is Cannibalism

faultyfloorboard

Why am I not suprised

The 6 Most Accidentally Erotic Images of a Running Dishwasher

faultyfloorboard

mmmm

Oooh, That's Gonna Leave a Mark Wahlberg

faultyfloorboard

why is this si funy

"Cinderella" to Join Marvel's Avengers

faultyfloorboard

So this is the result of the Disney buyout

Bob Saget Officially Joins Marvel Cinematic Universe

faultyfloorboard

FINALLY

There's So Much Ass

faultyfloorboard

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle

faultyfloorboard

This got dark real fast

Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman

faultyfloorboard

THEY KNOW.

Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See

faultyfloorboard

shower thoughts

Mega Man Killed

faultyfloorboard

By capcom

You Have a Huge Design Flaw

faultyfloorboard

i know ;(

Life Has Been Cancelled

faultyfloorboard

They forgot the "half" and "3"

Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang

faultyfloorboard

damn...
well time to cancel my plans for the next few months

Autism Linked to Autism

faultyfloorboard

WOAHHHHH

What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet

faultyfloorboard

Yes.

thepenguinking2

For your information, I am actually a hard-boiled egg.

Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

faultyfloorboard

My ex wife still misses me...

Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL

twycc

Omg finally the perfect headline

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

thepenguinking2

Everything is considered offensive these days, huh?

Fantastically Wrong: The Angry, Enormous Eagle That Could Tear Apart Bitcoin Users

thepenguinking2

What's the eagle's problem with bitcoins?

I'd Fuck a Dragon

thepenguinking2

Almost 1,200 people would fuck a dragon. Amazing.

Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable

deli73

Accurate

Dr. Sanjay Gupta Explains Why Everyone Is Dying of Dysentery

deli73

EVERYONE??

Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Snare a Lonely Monster With a Sword So They Can Eat Her

deli73

Maybe a bit much?

Japan's Getting a Sequel!

deli73

Area 11 and a half

Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide

deli73

Welp

Republicans Continue to Exist

deli73

Unfortunately

Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game

deli73

Whoa, that's new

Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry

deli73

#lovewins

Click This for Almost Zero Dollars

thepenguinking2

ALMOST zero dollars. It's still some money.

Never Mind the Dragon

thepenguinking2

This could be a good follow-up to "I'd fuck a dragon".

Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?

thepenguinking2

*X-files theme*

Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter

wander

>onision