Headline Smasher

Wow... Lol

Just what the reptilian Bilderbergers at the Trilateral Commission want you to think!

keyword here is "anymore"

I'm officially over this site.

1. Become Danny Devito

That's exactly the problem Crisis on Too Many Earths was meant to solve.

Not answers?

Not very well, apparently.

Wash me, daddy

Touching

Yes, autism links to autism. People with undiagnosed autism get a vaccine, and are later diagnosed with autism. Then, stupid angry people claim it was the vaccine, because they are looking for something to blame. This, children, is the origin of the anti-vaxxers.

Not that any of us were worried about that, but now that he claims he will, I'm concerned.

Not much of a shooter if all he's got is a sword, now is he?

Why? Because fuck those guys!

every day

I bet they are

Plot twist: they're all computer techs.

Wait..wut

Oh my.

Jerking off to Harvard is a popular activity these days.

akward

Oh yes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Is this CNN Breaking News?

In other news: Ice is cold.

OH NO! Hide the kids!

Dammit!

"The One With the Lies and Ignorance"
Great episode.

Probably because you fucked it.

I could imagine Heavy from TF2 saying this.

Doge.

Don't go near animals that eat you. Simple as that.

The Amazing Athiest comes to mind

Fire Emblem Fates in a nutshell

STOP BITCOIN OPRESSION

So here's 21 ways to eat them.

#NotAllDigitalVersionsOfAndyWarhol

Shipping a ship with canon Unresolved Sexual Tension in a nutshell.

Always thought this fam

A new epic about the most underrated hero in history, coming soon!

You're holding it wrong.