In other news, water is wet.
That must explain Baby Nut!
LaCroix could use that as their slogan!
Oh Dear God, ploonets Are a Thing
The "the Hobbits the Hobbits" at the end should have been "to Isengard! to Isengard!"
Aw man. :(
You're Not Crazy—Washers and Dryers Really Are Disappearing in the Wash
The final season, to be exact.
Illinois better take over Missouri.
Our sandwiches will be legendary!
So, are eco-friendly gas-powered cars the key to exterminating humanity?
Ten different headlines—each one from a different news source than the last—were smashed to create this abomination.
This is not your headline, velocity.
Is missing everyone?
That's a fact.
Are we talking about this iconic headline?
You Just Said It! I Did Noooooooooooooot!
She has a bipolar libido.
and Waits and Waits and Waits and Waits
He's a girl!
America is dead. Respect.
Yes, over 36,000 pounds of ground beef in every garage.
Did the government shut down again?
By the end of the stagnant Super Bowl LIII, the monkey herpes growth rate had declined to 0%.
I think that number doubled with the Patriots and Rams' overtime victories.
Great White Shark Tank's what?
"Africa" has already been played on food.
It really happened.
IT *HIC............... KEEPS HAPPENING
Really? I thought it came out over four years ago!
That is currently correct.
Dinner isn't all about cans.
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