Ten different headlines—each one from a different news source than the last—were smashed to create this abomination.
This is not your headline, velocity.
Is missing everyone?
That's a fact.
Are we talking about this iconic headline?
You Just Said It! I Did Noooooooooooooot!
She has a bipolar libido.
and Waits and Waits and Waits and Waits
Too many retweets.
He's a girl!
America is dead. Respect.
Yes, over 36,000 pounds of ground beef in every garage.
Did the government shut down again?
By the end of the stagnant Super Bowl LIII, the monkey herpes growth rate had declined to 0%.
I think that number doubled with the Patriots and Rams' overtime victories.
Great White Shark Tank's what?
"Africa" has already been played on food.
It really happened.
IT *HIC............... KEEPS HAPPENING
Really? I thought it came out over four years ago!
That is currently correct.
Dinner isn't all about cans.
No, it already built a Great Wall.
And time just started turning back!
You forgot 40,999,996 other reasons!
Maybe. I'm not sure.
What are these things you call "migranrs?"
That's 11 years older than that other boy!
In other words, sex has been uncancelled.
They must be counter-terrorist Jedi!
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