Headline Smasher

So, polluted air helps Africans, then?

Not in Hollywood, then?

Is this 9gag again?

of Diet Coke

Probably that sculpture on Wall Street.

He's a MAN!!

(Insert Fox News report here)

First Cynthia Nixon, and now BoJack Horseman?! What has happened to our psychic society?!!?

*Not a Crown

true

to Trial of Kavanaugh

and Involve Neutron Star Matter

Then the unattended car kills them.

BREITBART! BREITBART AND 4KIDS ARE THE DEVIL!

And I'm Ernie.

Palpatine.

Marmite beware!

M. Night Shyamalan's The Last Airbender

Christ finally gets it.

"Ye" is probably Kanye West.

Saudis killed him inside their consulate in Istanbul! That explains everything!

That pun came out cold.

The notorious host of InfoWars says that Apple is celebrating Spooktober, but he obviously can't be right.

Stop. HAMMERTIME.

Melania's a guy?!

Ironically, I read "Cynthia Nixon" as "Jeanne Dixon."

Why? Because when it snows, someone is bound to die!

He'll die before he can catch one.

Rover Inception

(Said the 2018 Midterm Candidates)

The EPA's nickname for the California Department of Motor Vehicles (probably due to most of them running on gas).

"Ye" is probably Kanye West.

Three Colons: The Smashed Headlines: The Headline: The Comment

Yes, the big clock thingy! I'm pointing at it!

1. Sex
2. Sex
3. Sex
4. Sex

This headline is BeAuTiFuL.

Ford squares?

"Pokémon X/Y"... "X/Y"...
There's a sex pun in there, isn't there?

Supermaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan.

Remember when Ewan McGregor said he was one?