Headline Smasher

They're humans. I'm sure of it.

Wrong gender, buddy.

What are those two bleeped letters?

This is not 9gag. Now get out.

In Soviet Chicago, Colours Can Smell You!

An omen of the climate change prevention deadline?

Does that mean Benjamin Franklin was a woman?

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Somebody is cheating.

That's meant what I not!

This article's vote count tripled in just ten months!

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Canada is now safe.

This is true.

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Must be those tiny hands.

2018/4 = 504.5

...in 2022

What is number 750?

Wrong currency sign!

£1 GBP = $5 USD

Khashoggi Killed by Roller Coaster in Istanbul's Saudi Consulate

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1. Go to https://headlinesmasher.com
(1.5. Sign in to your account or sign up for one)
2. Select the "Smash" button
3. Let Computers Create Comedy
4. Select "Save + Vote" button next to headline(s) you want to save
5. Select "Smash Hilarious Headlines" to generate another batch of headlines.
6. Repeat steps 3-5 until you are satisfied

Uh, this is just a real article with "Kansas" slapped in at the beginning.

That ad was a lie, then.

AKA flying cars.

Because They Did

But it's not 2013 anymore!

Montreal is in Quebec, Canada, Most Quebecois speak French, which is a Romance language. The Romance languages descend from Vulgar Latin, Thus, Quebec and Montreal are part of Latin America.

No, we're not!

Don't you mean "multi-thousand-ton sculpture?"

He got arrested for assaulting others. Now he's coming back.

Today is Friday!

Is it moving out or expanding?

What are afirma?

From dolphins, I presume?

Krabs is a *dolphin chirp*

I like Meryl Streep.

But isn't the United States a country on its own?