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I Said Slavery Was a Symbolic Step Forward

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How dare you? How DARE you? HOW DARE YOU?!?

This Clinton News Might Be About Literally Anything

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For example, it could be about Hillary Clinton quietly building a gaming PC.

Miho Imada Is Quietly Building a Digital Media Empire

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This could be Hillary Clinton quietly building a gaming PC all over again.

McCain: I'm Going to Hell

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John McCain Is Getting Ready for Hell

Yankees 7, Indians 6: Yankees Win a Luxury Indonesian Cruise Worth £20,000

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£? The Yankees are an American team going to Indonesia right now!

Adult Actress: I Was Schizophrenic and God Cured Me

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Plot twist: It's a medication nicknamed "god."

Cuba Mourns After 107 Killed in What Looks Like Walter White Supremacist

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In other words, it looks like a previous Headline Smasher headline.

No, I Don't Want to Burn Jews

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The Holocaust was a tragedy, indeed.

U.S. Marks the Opening of Disney "Star Wars" Movie Nobody Ever Talks About

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Solo.

Flowchart: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee

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Unfortunately, that's just the original headline with "Flowchart: " slapped on the front.

11 Hollywood Deaths Still Shrouded in Mystery of the Ascension (Gueranger)

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But what is the Ascension?

These 3 Things to Know Before Playing "Dark Souls Remastered"

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1. It has been deemed unconstitutional.

Interview With a Sandwich

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SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICH!

Will Millennials Survive the Millennials?

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Will the left survive the left?

(2017) How Obama Is Not Pregnant With Her Third Child — Here's How It Works Right?

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*They're referring to Michelle Obama.

North Korea, Russia, Bombing Iran and Now They're Gone

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Maybe Russia is willing to ally with Iran now?

Putin Cements Powerful New Alliance With Iran, Turkey Rebuffs

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So Russia shifted their alliance with North Korea to the country they bombed together?

North Korea Willing to Step Aside

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Are they sorry for teaming up with Russia to bomb Iran?

The Latest News Pun

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I bet this is about Headline Smasher!

Humpty Dumpty Had Some Issues

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For example, he sat on a wall and had a great fall.

Yes, islam Is Part of Her Life

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#SquareIslam

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Fill in the square!

Former Trump Aide Says He Was a Polish Bear Named Wojtek That Served in an Ohio Middle School; Police Say "No"

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I'd say this is the most hilarious and article-like headline I've ever seen.

Don't Drink Before You Die

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Alcohol will only make you die more quickly.

Hitler Had a Bad Idea

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"Bad idea" is quite an understatement.

6 Ways to Eat Bees

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I can think of fifteen more.

Come Visit Australia, the Wildlife Is ???? ???? ???? ????

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It's a real headline with extra question marks.

The Truth About

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I think the author of this article forgot to finish writing the title.

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It's Time for War, and Also Bees

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Can I eat them?

Why Pikachu Refuses to Investigate

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We can now get Detective Pikachu outside Japan, trex.

Here's Definitive Proof That YouTube Red Can Be Turned Into "Their Worst Nightmare"

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YouTube Red
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Gisele Bündchen's Super Bowl Spot

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How are you supposed to pronounce that?!

"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird

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That's because he's "Weird Al."

Uber, but for Bees

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Is an Uber war on the horizon?

Could America Be #1 Again With This Fucking Pencil

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This headline was the first to include "This Fucking Pencil" as one of the articles mashed up to make it.

GOP Expected to Fetch Up To£700,000 at Auction

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"GOP Expected to Fetch Up to $700,000 at Auction" would be better. £ is not American!

KFC and Taco Bell Will Start Human Trials

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The "human trials" part sounds ambiguous...

Meet the Baby Whose Parents Got Him Fired

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Not the Boss Baby.

21 Ways to Eat Bees

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It's time for war, and also to eat bees.