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What You Can Ask Me to Even His Hometown Paper Artist of Deep Time for Just $38 at Walmart — and Mine

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2019-05-21 ranjello

Ten different headlines—each one from a different news source than the last—were smashed to create this abomination.

discovered by ranjello
2019-05-21

2019-05-21

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    My Daughter’s America — and Mine
    New York Times New York Times
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    For Just $25,000 You Too Can Play the Game of Thrones Theme Like Tom Morello and Scott Ian
    Spin Spin
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    Time for Democrats to accept reality
    Free Republic Free Republic
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    Artist of deep time
    Nature Nature
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    ‘Gloriously irrelevant’: Franklin Graham’s ‘fringe’ views on gays are ‘moral manure’ to even his hometown paper
    The Raw Story The Raw Story
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    Sorry Kid, But the Amount of Cute Animal Posts I’ve Mainlined Has Numbed Me to Even the Most Adorable Content
    McSweeny's McSweeny's
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    Paper artist makes paper panda
    9gag 9gag
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    Farberware's air fryer is on sale for just $38 at Walmart
    Mashable Mashable
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    Turning 30 doesnt mean you can ask me when I’m getting pregnant
    HelloGiggles HelloGiggles
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    Does Texting Change When You Move In With Your Partner? According To An Expert, This Is What You Can Expect
    Elite Daily Elite Daily

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