Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

301	301 Vote	Man Stabbed to Death by Suicide Prevention 4	4
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
92	92 Vote	Whistleblower Claims There's a Big Penis, Because They're Fun
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
172	172 Vote	Home SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME SWEET 4	4
6	6 Vote	Dozens Dead in Closet
285	285 Vote	👉 I Wish I Was Eating Human Flesh
32	32 Vote	Why Fewer Americans Are Turning to Prostitution in Colombia
4	4 Vote	How to Avoid Circumcision
8	8 Vote	I Don't Care About Ultimate Frisbee 1	1
2	2 Vote	Can Running Shorts Change the Course of Your Weed-Fueled Dreams
4	4 Vote	Graham on Radical Islam: It's Just a Photoshopped Meme Generator
6	6 Vote	7 Animals That Were Destroyed by "Star Wars"
4	4 Vote	Nun Busted for Hosting Drug-Fueled Gay Orgy
2	2 Vote	Poland Marks 79th Anniversary of Charlottesville Protest
56	56 Vote	Entire West Virginia House Votes to Remove Loot Boxes 1	1
2	2 Vote	Saudi Arabia Conspired to Keep Sidewalks Clean
6	6 Vote	Our Idiot President Is Already a Meme
2	2 Vote	"EU Army" to Increase Military Presence in Brooklyn's Housing Projects
286	286 Vote	The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! The Shame! 10	10
2	2 Vote	Microsoft Says "Jews"
5	5 Vote	Man Mysteriously Dies After Jumping From Overpass Onto I-80, Being Hit BY Space Debris 1	1
67	67 Vote	Burt Reynolds Wrap
4	4 Vote	Stephen A. Smith Was Shockingly Self-Aware in a Microwave Oven
2	2 Vote	Stupid B**ch! Gov't Employee Promptly Arrested After 11 Children Found in Cambodian Jungle!
8	8 Vote	Tribute to Sen. McCain's Death Toll
2	2 Vote	Iran to Kill British Leader
9	9 Vote	Judge Issues Futile Injunction Against Gun Violence. Bullets Silenced Him
97	97 Vote	Experts Give All Their Bullshit Talking Points
2	2 Vote	Former Independent Counsel Who Spearheaded Clinton Impeachment Has Some Good Ideas, Also Hilter
2	2 Vote	FCC Adds Insult to Sexist Injury
5	5 Vote	Five People Hurt in Tennessee Primaries
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
4	4 Vote	Breastfeeding Mom Told to Change Iran's Behavior
4	4 Vote	7 Wines You Should Absolutely Never Order at Subway $5
4	4 Vote	Makeup From the Sewer \| Simon Lewis Hamilton
5	5 Vote	My Crotch Is on THE Hot Seat
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1

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