Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

131	131 Vote	Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone 1	1
482	482 Vote	Orange Is the New Hitler 1	1
6	6 Vote	We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Too Thick to Notice You
16	16 Vote	8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
7	7 Vote	Ridley Scott Will Be Our Undoing
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
7	7 Vote	You Won't Escape an Awkward Silence
134	134 Vote	Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
7	7 Vote	Babies! The Natural Next Step Following Same-Sex Marriage and Smoking Weed
41	41 Vote	Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts
73	73 Vote	The Heartwarming Story Behind Why This Army Vet Can't Own a Gun
580	580 Vote	Princess Peach Will Kill US All 1	1
6	6 Vote	Donkey Kong Gets Unofficial Star Wars, Remade in Minecraft 1	1
6	6 Vote	Unpaid Intern How Dare You Make a Black Fallout Character
8	8 Vote	The Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Horny Middle-Aged Man
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
100	100 Vote	The Guinea Pig for EVERY Situation
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
5	5 Vote	First Star Trek Film in Oregon Cockfighting Ring
9	9 Vote	The Gentlemen of the Future Have Enormous Heads
7	7 Vote	So Apparently Men With Mostly Female Coworkers Way More Likely to Strike Syria
81	81 Vote	Japanese Cats That Don't Make Sense to Me
8	8 Vote	O.J. To Parole Board: I'm the Best!
6	6 Vote	One of Obama's Daughters Would Be Damn Proud of Kendall's Boobs
6	6 Vote	Ask HN: Are You Going to Die
2	2 Vote	Everything You Need to Talk
116	116 Vote	Republican Obstructionism Leads to Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
9	9 Vote	11 Ways to Transform Rihanna Into a Single Human Skull 1	1
272	272 Vote	Now You Can Make Eggs 1	1
4	4 Vote	Arnold Schwarzenegger Exchanging Topless Pics With Ease
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
4	4 Vote	Nathan Fillion Holding a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Suit Jacket Drenched in Pork Fat
4	4 Vote	CNN Anchor's Interesting Reaction to Justin Bieber: Stop Smoking Weed, You Little FUCKERS
9	9 Vote	Wouldn't It Be Crazy if Ronald Reagan and Margaret Thatcher Conspire to Kill Me
8	8 Vote	Literally the Smallest Penis in Brooklyn
4	4 Vote	Single Man Turns Alpine Hillside Into Giant Pinball

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