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Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Frito Pie!
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
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You've Never Seen an "Iron Man" Star I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
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Why Were There No Women on Dating Sites
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Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
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OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal History
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Romney: We're Going to Jail
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
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Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
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Resourceful Woman Attempts to Kill Puppy
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Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
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What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States
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How Do You Think
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App of the Damned
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Blind Dog and His Mad God
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Batman Faces a Devastating Life Alone
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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We're Here, We're Queer, and We're Too Thick to Notice You
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8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
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Ridley Scott Will Be Our Undoing
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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You Won't Escape an Awkward Silence
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Babies! The Natural Next Step Following Same-Sex Marriage and Smoking Weed
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Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Boy Scouts
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The Heartwarming Story Behind Why This Army Vet Can't Own a Gun
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Princess Peach Will Kill US All
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Donkey Kong Gets Unofficial Star Wars, Remade in Minecraft
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Unpaid Intern How Dare You Make a Black Fallout Character
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The Snapchat CEO's Girlfriend: A Perpetually Horny Middle-Aged Man
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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The Guinea Pig for EVERY Situation