Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

178	178 Vote	How Global Warming Is Starting to Piss Off Every Ethnic Group at Once
7	7 Vote	You're Damned Right the Government's Killing Our Pigeons
5	5 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From White House
8	8 Vote	Basically, It's a Bird, It's a Bird, It's a Big Deal
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
76	76 Vote	Can Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
5	5 Vote	Incredible Photos Capture Last Moments of Really Hot Photos
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
5	5 Vote	Carrie Fisher Damn Right I Wanna Squeeze Miley's Boob
7	7 Vote	What Happens When Great TV Writers Are Kidnapped and Put in Moscow 1	1
7	7 Vote	Police Chief's Creepy Threat to Us: Expect Everything
45	45 Vote	One Woman's Dangerous War Against the Latino Community
18	18 Vote	NBC Gives Up on the Planet
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
6	6 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Help You Track Down Somali Pirates
12	12 Vote	European Women Want More Duke Nukem Forever
126	126 Vote	Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean 1	1
17	17 Vote	Jimmy Wales: I Am Going to Have Abortion
4	4 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Frito Pie!
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
17	17 Vote	Madonna Has a Chance to Get Some
16	16 Vote	You've Never Seen an "Iron Man" Star I've Never Met a 15-Year-Old Girl
5	5 Vote	Why Were There No Women on Dating Sites
95	95 Vote	Important Question: Could You Stop Beating Your Wife?
74	74 Vote	OK, Let's Make a Poorly-Timed Point About Abortion and Gay Jokes During a Roast
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
30	30 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal History
5	5 Vote	Romney: We're Going to Jail
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
6	6 Vote	I Can't Believe Her Bad Decisions Have Legal Consequences
30	30 Vote	Someone Invented a Machine That Draws Penises for Us
7	7 Vote	Resourceful Woman Attempts to Kill Puppy
230	230 Vote	Pope Francis Affirms: Marriage Is Totally Disgusting
195	195 Vote	What Would Happen if Superman Punched You in Michigan and 33 Other States 2	2
86	86 Vote	How Do You Think
78	78 Vote	App of the Damned
5	5 Vote	Blind Dog and His Mad God

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