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We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
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The President as a Serial Rapist
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Talented Cats Perform Amazing Acrobatic Feats With Their Murder
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McCain's Wife, Children Share Messages of Love, Intrigue, Mystery, Mayhem, Murder, Lust, Kelp…
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Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
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Trump Is a Hot Mess
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McConnell to Cory Booker: Things Are Savagely Wrong in This World (Aka Salt and Cheese)
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I'm Not a Murderer
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Pedro Martinez Doubles Down on Flight Attendants
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Jeremy Corbyn Is a National Emergency
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Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
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Men Aren't "Blind" to Mess — They Want to Die
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Danny Glover Has the Weirdest Boner
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Does Amazon Already Have a Bucket of STFU
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YouTube Star Is on Fire. Quick, Start Punching the Flames!
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Why Phones Are Getting Blamed for Rise of Capitalism
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U.S. Citizen Died by Suicide After His Death, Report Says
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Mike Trout's Brother-In-Law Dies at 81 After Battle With Brain Cancer Survivor
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Science Says Dehydration Makes You Cum
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No. 2 Draft Pick Sam Darnold Begins Battle to Save Litter of Kittens in Dumpster
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Confirmed: Deep State Used Phony Dossier to GET Rid of Fussy Eaters
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A Weekly Dose of Dangerous Hand Sanitizer
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Harry Potter Fans Can Visit IRL Trolls
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Wait... You Want to Buy Decades of Dirt
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Yes, Virginia, There Is a Real Dark Knight
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Pink Stops Concert to Hug Teen Girl Every 3 Minutes
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Primary Challenge to Trump? It Could Be Cute Koala
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7-Year-Old Jumps Out of NBA Basketball Player, Blake Griffin
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Eyeliner on Spiders: It's for Real This Time
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HORROR: A Serial Killer Whale
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Even Dogs Understand How Trade Works
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Mike Tyson's Biggest Knockout Came Courtesy of a Steep, Sustained Increase in STDs
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Beach Boys Member and Wife Get Arrested in Spain for 1998 Murder of George Soros?
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Boy, 14, Arrested on Insider Trading
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Two Months Ago My Gf Was Born
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Save $400 on a Chicken Nugget
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Team Rocket Has Been Contacted by Mueller Probe
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Republicans Swore an Oath to Defend Neo-Nazis
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Must-Watch Thrillers That Have Actually Helped Me Get Half-Naked
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Report: Texas Woman Accused of Lacking Real Teeth