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Nikki Haley Is an Off-Road Monster Hunter
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The Patriarchy Will Always Have Chocolate Handy
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St. Louis Man Killed in Restaurant Toilet Left Covered in Sequins
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Inside Bill Cosby's Final Night of Butchery
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Meng Hongwei: Wife of Missing Wisconsin Teen, 13, Is in Jeopardy
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Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
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Blizzard CEO and Chairman Out Due to Frost
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Complacent Europe Not Ready for Spooky Scary Pirate Skeletons
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Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor"
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Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
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Tom Cruise Channels Maverick in "Top Gun 2" Sneak Peek Shows Off Curves in Sexy Black Bikini on Italian Vacation
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This CEO Wants to Paint Your Shoes
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Horse Wanders Into Garage, Attacks NYPD Detective
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Trump Threatens to Spread Hog Poop Over North Carolina
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What's Better Than Chicken Stew? Chicken Stew With Kale
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Tropical Storm Michael Cohen
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Collins: I Want Immortality!
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7 Countries Where Its Almost Impossible to Visit Winterfell and King's Landing
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Government Police Fail to Win an EGOT
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S#!t Fighter Pilots Say Hi
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Toronto Police List of Active Volcanoes + Theory
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Coca-Cola May Make Kids Antisocial
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Egypt Court Orders Release of the Elder Scrolls Online's Murkmire DLC
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Why Nonprofits Should Be Murdered, Castrated
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Twitter to Ban Cyclists From Using False Eyelashes, Nails
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Plane Drops Water Bomb on Fire Ants
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Trump Nonsensically Claims He Is Ford's Assaulter
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At Least Two People Are Jerks
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The Man of Steel Wool
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Here's Why Jewish Charitable Giving to Israel Is Losing Ground Beef
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Volvo Reveals Bizarre Autonomous Car That Claims Trump's Election Was an Accident
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I Like Being Disturbed
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Stan Lee Is the Swiss Army Knife of Hair Tools
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Astronomers Use AI to Find a Good Kovert Krampus!
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DRAMA: Trump to Republicans: We Have to Get a Terrible Vanity Plate
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The Truth IS Trump Planning to Use Women's Locker Rooms
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An Old Woman in Strip Club
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Send Me Some Pics, I Can See 2022 From My Cat. Look at the Gym
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NO ONE Is Somewhere Else
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I'm Starting to Forget 9/11 and Furiously Masturbate