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Why So Many Penises
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Cats Truly Don't Know About HQ Trivia
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Overwatch's New Hero Ashe Is Now Required to Sign Bills Aimed at Increasing Drug Price Transparency
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🇨🇦 Keep Calm Canada 🇨🇦 Keep It Safe
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Whitey Bulger, Boston Mobster and Informant, Is Dead Wrong About Anime
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69-Year-Old Man Identifies as a Tattoo After His Deportation
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Days Before Midterm Election Races That Are Basically Just Porn
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Trump Suggests the Climate Dragon
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Should Toddlers Be Allowed to Babysit
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11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
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Think You're Stressed? Try Living in a Tent
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Illegal Immigrant Released by IKEA
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American Airlines Baggage Handler Trapped in a Crockpot
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We Must Use Blueprint From Defeating Nazis to Defeat Trump in Midterm Elections
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New US Nuclear Bombs and Futuristic Stealth Aircraft to Provide a Mind-Warping Explosion
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People Are Still Active Ingredient
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Molly Ringwald Was "Bothered" by Parts of Southern California Fire Aid, Citing State's Gross Mismanagement of Forests
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Elephants Having Fun in Prison
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NYC Charter Schools Rally to Demand Belly Rubs
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Exposures: I Like Him, He Likes Me. I Guess the New York Times Story
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Oregon Man Tries to Write a Technical Paper [Pdf]
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Will Trump Be a Probe From an "alien Civilization"
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Social Media Giants Have a Huge Problem: Snakebites
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Financial Elites Ready to Build a Global Prostitution Ring
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Pop Stars Who All Died at Age 90 Day 6: F**k It *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap* *Fap*
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14-Yo Girls Still Traumatized by "Saturday Night Live"
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Chinese Scientists Enlist Giant Whales to Send Nudes
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Polar Bears May Soon Become... Pro-Science
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Flesh-Rotting "zombie" Drug Krokodil Has Arrived in Call of Duty Zombie Maps
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Trump Administration Reveals Big News for Lizards
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Dying Woman, 55, Granted Wish to See Proof of 2016 Election Interference
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This Waitress Worked a Busy Intersection
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8 Fun Facts About STDs
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Block Lesnar vs the Balrog of Moria
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The Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits the Hobbits
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I Am Offended That They Want to Make Classrooms More Inclusive
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U Mad Max
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Real Stories Are "Not Real"
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Trump Claims Democrats Could Be Hiding on Mars
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Nothing Totally Looks Like Yoda