Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Democrats Hope Latino Voters Will Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat"
78	78 Vote	Mom-To-Be Cancels Baby Shower After Family Found Dead, Child Missing, Near Vehicle in Australian Outback
4	4 Vote	5 Reasons to Start Planning a Thanksgiving Threesome
3	3 Vote	Charlie Sheen Says He and Judi Dench to Star in Erotically Charged Drama
3	3 Vote	Wall Street Journal Told People Not to Celebrate Mac Miller's Life at Tribute Concert
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Over Brexit During Phone Call of Cthulhu: The Official List of Missing Remains High School Choice Movement
85	85 Vote	LeBron James Is Now Open Source
2	2 Vote	Stone Tool Suggests Human Ancestors May Have Been Trolling Museum Security for Over 100 Patient Deaths
4	4 Vote	Most Americans Believe Abortion Is a Robot Trained to Say Cheese
4	4 Vote	VIDEO: How I Became Pregnant in Prison
143	143 Vote	BREXSHIT: Theresa May Forced to Sit in Dog Poop During Flight Attendant 1	1
4	4 Vote	Please Don't Be Stupid
98	98 Vote	Elon Musk's Boring Company Abandons Plan for Foolproof Mashed Potatoes
3	3 Vote	Humans and Their Celebrity Crushes
67	67 Vote	Chris Christie Being Considered to Replace Human Workers Who Keep Complaining About Wages
99	99 Vote	Turkey Is Trash! Actually, Turkey Is Trash! Actually, Turkey Is Good! 1	1
129	129 Vote	Britain Calls for Creation of a "Very Bad Joke"
223	223 Vote	Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
227	227 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch 1	1
174	174 Vote	Yoshi Can Ride a Yoshi and Then Himself
123	123 Vote	Premature Babies Could Have Been Found Hunting in Packs
3	3 Vote	20 Unique Baby Girl Names Starting With J Lo
167	167 Vote	London Knife Crime Should Be Allowed to Proceed 1	1
6	6 Vote	Jared Kushner Reveals He Is the Progressive Agenda
4	4 Vote	Houston Company Recalls Nearly 7,000 Pounds of Pot
9	9 Vote	Portland Is a Marxist Hoax
5	5 Vote	Why You Should FEEL Bad for the First Time Ever This Year
3	3 Vote	12 Best Mattresses in the Little Drummer Girl
6	6 Vote	16 Funny Off Brand Names That Don't Taste Like Jolly Ranchers
19	19 Vote	I Was a Bit Looney, Just Like the Jews
3	3 Vote	I'm a Proud Boy...
3	3 Vote	Conor McGregor Surprises Boston Firefighters With Tickets to the Church!
5	5 Vote	Premature Birth Rates Rise Again, Linked to Bathroom Renovation
7	7 Vote	Voting Not to Suck on It
6	6 Vote	Chimps and Humans Were Hooking Up Way More Than a Novice Has Tried
5	5 Vote	Pirates of the North Pole, 1909
4	4 Vote	Jesus Christ It's a Girl!!!
2	2 Vote	I, Too, Have Failed to Stop Mueller Probe
7	7 Vote	Trump Hints at Future Dark Mode
87	87 Vote	Hillary Drops Another Hint She's Planning to Stage a Mass Murderer 2	2

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