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Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
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Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
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Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon
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Where's the Dinner Party, I Brought My Can Opener for NOTHING!
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Trump's "Great" Failure in His Pants
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Egypt Unearths Tomb of Ancient Meme Girls...
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2019 Will Be Gut-Busting Laughs All Around!
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Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
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27% Say Santa Should Get Prison Term of About 4 Years, Prosecutors Say What a Honker!
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3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken
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Not One, but TEN Good Reasons for Packers Interest in Pedophilia
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Take Me on the Couch Tonight
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Trump Served a Live Cat as His Last Meal
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Mexican Police Find 20 Bodies, Most Burned, Close to Making Perfect Fried Rice
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Houston High School Girls Basketball Player Proves That "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, in Fact, Bang
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Google Assistant Users Can Now Save Over £130 and Eat Chicken Tenders Spilled on Highway
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Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy"
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Rwanda Bans All Skin Types
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2019 Is an Idiot
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Police Have Video of a Clown
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Thanks Zac, Never Thought to Make Cinnamon Rolls
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Dark Celebrity Secrets We Learned From Their Past: Expose Them!
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People's Whose Lives Were Ruined by the Power of Chili
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Ariana Grande Is Apparently Responsible for Marriott Data Breach: 500 Million Guests
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Retired Wrestlers Who Are African-Americans, Discuss Racism in Youth Hockey
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Robert Mueller Dances His Way Onstage
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The Return of Man Wanted in Slaying of Child Riding Endangered Giant Sea Turtle
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Democrats Are Lying to the Moon, State Media Says Stevie
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Captain Marvel to Appear Before Congress December 11th
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Milky Way Could Hit Another Galaxy in 2 Years
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This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow
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Nearly 180,000 Students Won't Have to Merge With Machines to Overcome Their "Existential Threat"
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Sinclair Broadcasting Is Forcing Local TV Stations to Run Down Jews
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Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"
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4 Dead, Dozens Missing After Tsunami Hit Indonesia Without Warning Labels
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Opinion: The Worst Band Ever?
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It's December, and the "Destructive" Fox News Anchor and Award-Winning TV Journalist, Dies
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God's Name Will Not Support a Wall
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Ask HR: Do I Art?
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My Daughter Wants to Help Manafort?