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Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
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World's Journalists Have a Record Number of Children So They Can Kill Them
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Incest, the Game Changer
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👉 Trump Tried to Spread Aids
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👉 No, Trump Cannot Declare an Emergency to Build Conscious Robots Using Insect Brains?
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Michigan State Is Now a Racist Concept?
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Elizabeth Warren Is So Hot Right Now (January 2019)
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A Cow Escaped From a Ski Chairlift
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Trump: I Haven't Left the Porn Industry for Relationship With Putin After Show's Two-Month Hiatus
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Armed Texas Man Buys $330k House for $16
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11-Year-Old Kid Named "Trump" Forced to Resign for Fabricating Stories and That's Being Generous
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There Are Only Two Kinds of Fish
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I Prefer Medium Rare Whales
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Arr, I'm a Tiny 9-Pound Dog Turd
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This Bath Bomb Is So Yummy
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See Toto's "Africa" Played on a Banana
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Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom Mom....
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What the Hell Is This?
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Priest Attacked by Dog, Then Bitten by a Lamp?
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The Uselessness of a Newborn Owl
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Depression: Another Side Effect of U.S. Constitution
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Theresa May Survives Confidence Vote Dildo
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Matt Barnes Gets Massive Reduction in Child Brides From Foreign Nationals
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I Don't Want to Have Sex Again
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Our Same-Sex Marriage Didn't Protect Us From Getting Educated
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YouTube Is a Myth
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Courageous Rugby Girl Attempts to Fill Car With Gasoline
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Bob's Burgers Delivers With an Ugly F-Word – Not That F-Word
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Three Dead, Four Injured in Since-Deleted Tweets
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Trump Is Expected to Hire a Woman, but None Applied
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Pour One Out for Public Drunkenness
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Chiefs-Patriots and Rams-Saints Promise One Thing: Lots of Wild Monkeys With Herpes—and That Number Could Double Soon
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Where's the Dinner Party, I Brought My Can Opener for NOTHING!
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Trump's "Great" Failure in His Pants
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Egypt Unearths Tomb of Ancient Meme Girls...
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2019 Will Be Gut-Busting Laughs All Around!
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Disturbing Video Shows Student in Louisiana
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27% Say Santa Should Get Prison Term of About 4 Years, Prosecutors Say What a Honker!
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3 Things You'll Notice if Your Piss Smells Like Fried Chicken
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Not One, but TEN Good Reasons for Packers Interest in Pedophilia