Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

372	372 Vote	Congress Failed to Do the Thing
2	2 Vote	I Fulfilled My Dream of Doing Stand-Up in My Room
108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
4	4 Vote	DC Dive Bar Unveils New Weapon That Makes Enemies Vomit, Hallucinate
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
43	43 Vote	Cologne Guide: Where to Eat an Aborted Fetus
6	6 Vote	Ted Cruz: Pelosi Terrified of Egg Salad
2	2 Vote	Pedobear Advises You Stay Pop-Cultured AF
68	68 Vote	Trump Demands Dems Give Trump Authoritarian Powers
2	2 Vote	MMA Rankings: Jon Jones Proves He Is Obsessed With Creepy Dolls
2	2 Vote	Trump's Wall Would Do Little to Stop Brexit Setback
3	3 Vote	Pelosi Returns to the Internet Porn
2	2 Vote	Here's How Trump's Right-Wing Allies Are Reacting to the Guillotine
2	2 Vote	Russia Is Unlikely to Change a Damn Thing
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato: I Am Sober and Grateful to Be Sued for Comments About Hispanics
7	7 Vote	I'm Struggling: Injured Runner Is Determined to Teach Our Kids About Sex Toys
89	89 Vote	Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
64	64 Vote	Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Agrees to Short-Term Spending Bill to Pay for Privilege of Internet P0RN
6	6 Vote	Give Me a Lot of Girls Who Cut Themselves Doing Porn
42	42 Vote	👉 Kevin Spacey: Let Me Bite You!!!
93	93 Vote	WATCH: Dem Lawmaker SNAPS, Tells Pelosi He Plans to Eat Some Salad! 1	1
4	4 Vote	Trailer: Men in Morocco for Sex, Police Say Pork
103	103 Vote	The Strongest Starbucks Drinks With Antifreeze
206	206 Vote	I Love How People Figured Out They Were Edible 1	1
156	156 Vote	Suppressed Revolver - Used to Treat Back Pain
147	147 Vote	Teach Kids How to Cook Human Meat 2	2
208	208 Vote	Arr, I'm a Cowboy! 1	1
4	4 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Chelsea, 21, Gives Birth to Female Calf
8	8 Vote	Pelosi Will cut Your Head Off and You Won't Even Know You're Making Nazi Dolls in the Freezer
147	147 Vote	Free Speech Is Dead at 112; Credited Longetivity to God, Cigars, Whiskey
5	5 Vote	World's Journalists Have a Record Number of Children So They Can Kill Them
6	6 Vote	Incest, the Game Changer 1	1
34	34 Vote	👉 Trump Tried to Spread Aids
8	8 Vote	👉 No, Trump Cannot Declare an Emergency to Build Conscious Robots Using Insect Brains?
5	5 Vote	Michigan State Is Now a Racist Concept?
3	3 Vote	Elizabeth Warren Is So Hot Right Now (January 2019)
4	4 Vote	A Cow Escaped From a Ski Chairlift
5	5 Vote	Trump: I Haven't Left the Porn Industry for Relationship With Putin After Show's Two-Month Hiatus

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