Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

73	73 Vote	BuzzFeed Has Started Patrolling the Streets
348	348 Vote	Trump Is a Furry
187	187 Vote	Peek-A-Boo! I SEE a Plumber Shit His Pants
117	117 Vote	Kevin Spacey Says Sexual Assault Rules 1	1
384	384 Vote	McDonald's Apologises After Vegetarians Find Chicken Nuggets in Their Coffee 2	2
2	2 Vote	2018 Was a Whitewash
2	2 Vote	Shark Cat Entertains Shark Baby Delivered
6	6 Vote	Another Virginia Politician, Caught Up in a Hot Pickle and Self-Destructs
2	2 Vote	Pro-Gay Kentucky Bishop Trashes Covington Boys: Wearing a Bikini: "Just Push Yourself"
2	2 Vote	FIFA President Infantino Is Only Big FAIL
2	2 Vote	This Space Object Flips Like an Octopus - Maybe Orc Girls Aren't Such a Major Headache
4	4 Vote	When a Boy Band Grows Up Hoping to Be Pregnant Again
7	7 Vote	7,648 Cracks in Leadership Emerge
7	7 Vote	Are You a Miniature Existential Crisis
5	5 Vote	After 46 Years, New York City Plans to Pet a Turtle
39	39 Vote	Stray Leopard Goes on Twitter
2	2 Vote	Concrete City: The $15 Minimum Wage Seemed Impossible. Now It's Mostly for Leering Men
2	2 Vote	India Is Building Toward a Future That Doesn't Have Titans (Or Wall Running or Double Jumping)
164	164 Vote	No Such Thing as an Australian Accent
6	6 Vote	Americans Want a Birthday Fap!
372	372 Vote	Congress Failed to Do the Thing
2	2 Vote	I Fulfilled My Dream of Doing Stand-Up in My Room
108	108 Vote	Woolly Mammoth DNA Found in Rectum 1	1
4	4 Vote	DC Dive Bar Unveils New Weapon That Makes Enemies Vomit, Hallucinate
45	45 Vote	The Littlest Giant Panda You'll Ever Cook
43	43 Vote	Cologne Guide: Where to Eat an Aborted Fetus
6	6 Vote	Ted Cruz: Pelosi Terrified of Egg Salad
2	2 Vote	Pedobear Advises You Stay Pop-Cultured AF
68	68 Vote	Trump Demands Dems Give Trump Authoritarian Powers
2	2 Vote	MMA Rankings: Jon Jones Proves He Is Obsessed With Creepy Dolls
2	2 Vote	Trump's Wall Would Do Little to Stop Brexit Setback
3	3 Vote	Pelosi Returns to the Internet Porn
2	2 Vote	Here's How Trump's Right-Wing Allies Are Reacting to the Guillotine
2	2 Vote	Russia Is Unlikely to Change a Damn Thing
2	2 Vote	Demi Lovato: I Am Sober and Grateful to Be Sued for Comments About Hispanics
7	7 Vote	I'm Struggling: Injured Runner Is Determined to Teach Our Kids About Sex Toys
89	89 Vote	Trump Claims He Worked to Rig All Elections
45	45 Vote	Yes, Trump Should Use Wombats
64	64 Vote	Domestic Violence Can Be Fun!
3	3 Vote	Supreme Court Agrees to Short-Term Spending Bill to Pay for Privilege of Internet P0RN

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