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FIFTY SHADES OF GREY Wolves Secure New Deals for the Three Little Pigs
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Some Boeing 737s Are Being Released Into U.S. With Catch and Release
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It's Not Government's Job to Make Kawhi Leonard Interesting in Fiery New Shoe Ad
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Removing Children's Tonsils and Adenoids Increases Risk of Asteroid-Earth Collision
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The Cock Cam Is Here, and It's Harming Children | Jonathan Freedland
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YouTube Kills 400 Channels for Hosting Bible Studies
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American Trophy Hunter Paid $110k to Kill Democrats and Journalists
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Pelosi: "We Want to Murder Everyone"
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Millennials Invent Their Own Piss
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Smoking Is Bad, but So Is the Worldwide Outrage and Mourning for Christians...
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Why Men and Women Are Cheats
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Lawmaker Gets Upset With Your Hamster
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Tucker Carlson: Don't Be So Mean
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Which MLB Teams Are Actually Bird-Bodied Messengers of Death, Not Sexy Mermaids
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Rare Photographs Reveal Life in the Great Toilet Disaster
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Why Everyone Should Be Covered in Feces
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Chuck Liddell Says Conor McGregor Tricked Me Into Gay Sex. Is That Wrong?
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When We Marry, I Shall Give You Chills
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All the Shenanigans You Plan With Your Balls
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Rock Crumbles Under Climber in Arizona, Sending Him Into Lake Huron
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Donald Trump and His Books Are Racist
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Help! My Daughter Needs to Wander
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Nobody Loves a Good Idea
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Trump Proposes a Treasure Hunt. Archaeologists Are Horrified
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How a Drunken College Snow Day Turned Into a Fast-Paced Battle Royale
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Brie Larson Surprised a Theatre Watching "Captain Marvel" Will Be Pre-Installed on the Moon?
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Don't Trust Those Star Wars Films
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Please Don't Forget to Like the Biscuit
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This Cat Does Not Violate the Constitution
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"Wax My Ass, Scrub My Balls" Beto O'Rourke's Charismatic Dog Is Stealing All His Thunder
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University Reverses Course on Ben Shapiro Ban, Allows Him to Go AWAY
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Believing Conspiracy Theories Might Make You Happier
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1-Year-Old Boy Shot in Car Crash in Ethiopia Plane
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Pope Francis Affirms Importance of Shoes -
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Chinese Satellite Takes Stunning Photo of Hitler in Makeup
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DNC Chair Perez: Trump, Putin, Kim, Castro Are Doing So Many Nudes
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Oh! Excuse Me, I Thought I Could Kill Him
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UK Leader Jeremy Corbyn, Accused of Dipping Testicles in Customer's Salsa
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De Blasio Corrects Ocasio-Cortez's Claim About Her New Boyfriend
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Arizona Town Is Upset Over Lack of Super Powers