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99.9% of Everyone Poops
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Think Hiroshima and Nagasaki Were Bad? Check This App Out
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So Apparently I Can Interact With That Bulletin Board
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Another Beautiful Girl Got Garlic Breath
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Am I the Weird Part of That Cheese
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Santa Claus Is Coming Over Here and Taking Our Dang Jobs!
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So Today I Downvoted a Comment for the First Time!
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Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Raise Awareness About Gender Equality
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A Woman Wore a Skirt
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How the Girl Scouts Are Fighting Demons
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Gay People Need a Professional Baby Lookalike
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Ted Cruz Terrified of Lesbians
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I Know I'm Late, but I Was Watching Porn
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Donald Trump Attacks
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Tina Fey and Amy Just Fuck Already?
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Will Smith Has Never Heard of Marshmallows
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List: Places I've Walked Into With a Siamese Fighting Fish
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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She Says, Keep Your Breasts to Attract Male Customers
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Wow, Here's a 2-Minute Video to Teach Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
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Jesus Spotted in Nepal
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Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct
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Police Put Toddler in Tow
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There's Nothing Scarier Than the Old Ones
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Trump Shows Off Baby Bump
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5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Capture the Spirit of New Orleans Wal-Mart After Robbery
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This "Gangsta Cat" Who's Up for Jury Duty
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David Moyes Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Nose
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The Communist Party Is Trying to Save Your Liver From Heavy Drinking, So More Shots Please!
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There's a Lake Where You Jizz
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Brett Favre Wore a See-Through Dress to the Drive Thru at Bottoms Up Espresso and Then Proposed
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Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
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We're Live at WrestleMania Because He Didn't Eat Dinner
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Newswire: You Can Leave Pizza in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots
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Watch a Drunk Naked Lady Trying to Hurt Herself, but Her Dog Was on Fire, This Kid Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other One Died
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6 Songs People Mistake for Being Gay Athletes
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Strawberry White Chocolate Must Be Stopped
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UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
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Your Poop Could Save Your Child's Life in 22 Seconds