Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Jesus Spotted in Nepal
61	61 Vote	Is "Black Lives Matter" to Blame for Mammoths and Giant Creatures Going Extinct
5	5 Vote	Police Put Toddler in Tow
2	2 Vote	There's Nothing Scarier Than the Old Ones 1	1
4	4 Vote	Trump Shows Off Baby Bump
7	7 Vote	5 Untranslatable Words That Perfectly Capture the Spirit of New Orleans Wal-Mart After Robbery
8	8 Vote	This "Gangsta Cat" Who's Up for Jury Duty 1	1
6	6 Vote	David Moyes Apparently Got Gonorrhea in His Nose
79	79 Vote	The Communist Party Is Trying to Save Your Liver From Heavy Drinking, So More Shots Please!
159	159 Vote	There's a Lake Where You Jizz
8	8 Vote	Brett Favre Wore a See-Through Dress to the Drive Thru at Bottoms Up Espresso and Then Proposed
143	143 Vote	Therapy Pit Bull Helps Girl Get Ready to Kill You Horribly
4	4 Vote	We're Live at WrestleMania Because He Didn't Eat Dinner
61	61 Vote	Newswire: You Can Leave Pizza in Your Backyard. Not Joking
206	206 Vote	Great, Now Schools Are Telling Kids About Sex Robots
7	7 Vote	Watch a Drunk Naked Lady Trying to Hurt Herself, but Her Dog Was on Fire, This Kid Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other One Died
22	22 Vote	6 Songs People Mistake for Being Gay Athletes
76	76 Vote	Strawberry White Chocolate Must Be Stopped
212	212 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
113	113 Vote	Your Poop Could Save Your Child's Life in 22 Seconds
154	154 Vote	Marine Biologists Confirm Squid Can Fly Coast-To-Coast
8	8 Vote	Iowa: A Place Most People Will Become Strippers
7	7 Vote	Iron Man Figure Skating
187	187 Vote	Don't Be Fooled … She Has Breasts
4	4 Vote	4 Children's Books That Changed the Lyrics to "Fergalicious?"
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
39	39 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
97	97 Vote	Didn't Expect This Kind of Sex
240	240 Vote	Experts Say the Universe Exist?
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
6	6 Vote	Charles Barkley Tries, Fails to Deliver Sunday Papers 1	1
8	8 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of F-Bombs
130	130 Vote	6 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Dog Is Thinking About Standing for Parliament
6	6 Vote	R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Dragon
474	474 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1

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