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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	4 Children's Books That Changed the Lyrics to "Fergalicious?"
76	76 Vote	Pussy Riot's First English Song, "I Can't Find My Keys" 1	1
24	24 Vote	Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
39	39 Vote	Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
97	97 Vote	Didn't Expect This Kind of Sex
240	240 Vote	Experts Say the Universe Exist?
92	92 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Joint
6	6 Vote	Charles Barkley Tries, Fails to Deliver Sunday Papers 1	1
8	8 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of F-Bombs
130	130 Vote	6 Insane but Plausible Ways Your Dog Is Thinking About Standing for Parliament
6	6 Vote	R.I.P. Eugene Polley, Inventor of the Dragon
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
47	47 Vote	15 Animals You Didn't Know Are Scientologists
5	5 Vote	At $23, You Have To Fart on Airplanes
203	203 Vote	A Food Critic Has Finally Been Destroyed 2	2
73	73 Vote	Products Made for Humans?
8	8 Vote	Why Women Aren't Funny 1	1
88	88 Vote	Egypt: End This Timeless Debate: Puppies or Babies? 3	3
8	8 Vote	This Bear Doesn't Care About Your Past and Present
9	9 Vote	A Same-Sex Couple Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
8	8 Vote	29 Delicious Meatless Meals That Are Really Kinda Lifeless
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
6	6 Vote	Death Is Scary, Huge, and Awesome!
5	5 Vote	Jets Get Their Balls Checked
62	62 Vote	The Bible Says God Blesses Those Who Took the Plunge and Built a Kickass Pool
5	5 Vote	Why "Friends" Is Secretly Super Annoying
5	5 Vote	Doctors Drop Trousers on Top of Trees
54	54 Vote	No. Bigfoot Does Not Live on Pizza Alone 1	1
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
4	4 Vote	This Commercial May Be Using Bacteria to Communicate
78	78 Vote	Supreme Court Rules
144	144 Vote	Here's the Thing About Being an Asshole
19	19 Vote	PROBLEM: You Like a Rabbi
43	43 Vote	Salamanders Act Out a Really Radical Idea
66	66 Vote	5 Ways Science Is Actually Buddhist Propaganda
8	8 Vote	This Dumb Parrot Thinks It's Matthew McConaughey, Talks Just Like Fuck It, I'll Be a Metaphor

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